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Topic: CONCORDE: Uh, I'm-I'm not quite dead, sir. (Read 3177 times)
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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Granny rises to the occasionHong Kong - A grandmother in China appeared to return from the dead when she woke as mourners touched her hand to say farewell while she lay in an open coffin at her funeral, a news report said on Tuesday. The family of Zhong Jiaxiang found the old woman apparently dead on the morning of May 23 and, without consulting a doctor, decided to hold a funeral service for her immediately. She was dressed and laid in an open coffin and more than 200 relatives and friends attended her funeral in Xinghsan county, Hubei province, the Hong Kong edition of the China Daily reported. The following morning, however, as people touched her hand to say farewell, she suddenly woke up and startled mourners. Doctors later said she may have appeared dead after lapsing into a temporary coma, the newspaper said. - Sapa-dpa |
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WayAbvPar
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That will scar some of those folks for life. Holy fuck that would be bad.
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Samwise
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sentient yeast infection
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Better than finding out AFTER you've buried her.
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Ironwood
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Which is why, no matter how you feel about gun control, firearms should never be allowed at funerals. There's just too much risk of shooting people in the head when you mistake them for the risen dead.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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Which is why, no matter how you feel about gun control, firearms should never be allowed at funerals. There's just too much risk of shooting people in the head when you mistake them for the risen dead. And what about zombies and vampires? How do we protect ourselves from them? |
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Pococurante
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Tire-irons. It's the only humane option.
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