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Shockeye
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on: May 25, 2005, 11:18:12 AM

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Shaq works on hunting down sexual predators

MIAMI — He's Shaquille O'Neal, the world's largest undercover officer.

O'Neal, who is currently leading the Miami Heat against the Detroit Pistons in the Eastern Conference finals, has joined a Department of Justice task force that tracks down sexual predators who target children on the Internet.

The 7-foot-1, 325-pound center was recently sworn in as a U.S. deputy marshal and, on the Saturday afternoon before the Miami-Washington playoff series, O'Neal spent six hours with Miami Beach police investigators helping with cases.

Miami Beach Police Chief Don De Lucca says O'Neal is becoming familiar with the techniques and software the officers use to track down the predators. O'Neal spends countless hours on his home computer, logging into the police network and learning the ropes.

"I put a lot into it, and when I am done playing, I plan on going undercover and then being the sheriff or chief of police somewhere, either Miami or Orlando, I don't know yet," O'Neal said recently. "Everyone knows the love I have for the people who defend the streets and the people who defend our country, the armed forces, the Army, Navy, Marines. I want to do something like that, help the community.

"And I want to do it the right way, like everybody else, not just a famous figurehead that gets a job because he is a famous basketball player. I want to really learn the business."

Raised by a stepfather who was an Army sergeant, O'Neal has been interested in law enforcement since he was a teenager. Two of his uncles also worked in law enforcement.

While playing for the Los Angeles Lakers, O'Neal went through the police academy and became a reserve officer with the L.A. Port Police. When two Los Angeles police patrol cars were burned during celebrations for the 2000 Lakers NBA title, O'Neal wrote a personal check for $42,893 to replace one of the vehicles.

During the 2000 offseason, he rode along with the Orange County Sheriff's Office in Florida. They recovered three stolen cars and made a handful of arrests.

After being traded to Miami, O'Neal contacted Miami Beach police about becoming a reserve officer. He drops by the department regularly for one-on-one instruction, speaks to De Lucca at least once a week, and is a few training hours shy of being certified to make arrests, conduct search warrants and carry a .40-caliber pistol.

"Shaq's interest in police work is very real," De Lucca said. "I've always said law enforcement is a calling, and I believe Shaquille has been called.

"He'd be a great undercover guy. Obviously, we're not going to send him out to buy dope, but he can do surveillance, he can do Internet crimes. He has an incredible thirst for information, he's street-smart, and he's a communicator and leader. I just hope it's not my job he comes after, or I'm in trouble."

Shaq is a very good and decent guy and I think it's great that he's doing what he does. If being an "undercover" agent keeps him from recording "music" or filming "movies", the world will be a far, far better place.
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Reply #1 on: May 25, 2005, 11:35:44 AM

Yeah, I dig Shaq, and I fucking hate basketball. But despite his ego (which is really just the confidence he can actually back up), he's always managed to be a decent guy. Undercover? Not a chance, but I could see him putting a forearm shiver on somebody trying to escape.

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Reply #2 on: May 25, 2005, 12:17:36 PM

He's probably talking "undercover" online. Like those guys that pretend to be little 10yo boys that are somewhat "curious".

Either that, or he could do counter-undercover work and pretend to be the guy thats interested in little 10yo boys but is really trying to find the guys pretending to be little 10yo boys..

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Reply #3 on: May 25, 2005, 12:26:18 PM

Good for him that he wants to do something productive after his basketball career.  Seems like a positive rolemodel.

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Reply #4 on: May 25, 2005, 12:28:07 PM

Good for him that he wants to do something productive after his basketball career.  Seems like a positive rolemodel.

I agree. I just worry that there'll be a "Kazaam 2" someday.
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Reply #5 on: May 25, 2005, 01:58:35 PM

Yes, NBA players working with the law is never a bad thing. It's when they go the other way that things get ugly.

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Reply #6 on: May 25, 2005, 02:01:02 PM

Yes, NBA players working with the law is never a bad thing. It's when they go the other way that things get ugly.

Most of them seem to be assisting law enforcement by attempting to smoke the world's supply of marijuana before it can fall into the hands of children. It is an important public service.

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