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Topic: Today's Olsen Report (Read 2354 times)
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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Fug York MinuteOkay, Mary-Kate. We get it. We know you're into swaddling your skeleton in as many large layers as possible to compensate for your lack of body fat. But it's not fooling anyone:  The cowgirl-doily look wouldn't be flattering on anyone, with or without the giant picnic blanket knotted around her neck. But honey, my stick figures that I drew in elementary school had more meat on their bones. Very scary. What happened with you and Ashley? You were so cute together in New York Minute. Um, not that I saw it. But if I had, I probably would have secretly thought you and your sister were sort of sweet -- I mean, I assume, although of course I have no idea what my reaction to that movie would have been. right? Yes. What about your counselors? What about the rest of your wardrobe? Did it ever occur to you that you wouldn't need seventeen baggy layers and a wad of plaid if you just had some of nature's insulation? The thing that's most wrong about this picture is that her "boyfriend" is leading her down the street and not toward another rehab center. Please get her some help, Scruffy Boyfriend. Otherwise, it's going to end tragically, either from the disorder or from you having sex with her and accidentally snapping her in half. Then we'll get some kind of badly written television event in which Ashley makes her first solo acting debut playing Mary-Kate, and... well, that's quite a rabbit hole. So somebody, please give Lohan and Richie and their ilk a good example to follow, and GET THE GIRL SOME HELP so that she stops losing weight in places where there is no weight to lose. Also: Please make her stop wearing tents. |
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Rasix
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Posts: 15024
I am the harbinger of your doom!
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Looks like she's wearing some sort of mask. I'm afraid. Someone hold me.
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-Rasix
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WayAbvPar
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That is actually stomach-churning. Yikes.
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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schild
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That's not an Olsen twin.
That's one of the little ghoulish shits from The Labyrinth.
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Paelos
Contributor
Posts: 27075
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I saw something like that once. She asked me riddles.
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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shiznitz
Terracotta Army
Posts: 4268
the plural of mangina
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I saw something like that once. She asked me riddles.
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I have never played WoW.
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Ironwood
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Hmmm, Gelflings.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Jayce
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Diluted Fool
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The oversized hat makes her look 12 again.
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Witty banter not included.
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El Gallo
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Hmmm, Gelflings.
Winner. Let's drain their souls for eternal life. |
This post makes me want to squeeze into my badass red jeans.
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Shockeye
Staff Emeritus
Posts: 6668
Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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They're making Dark Crystal 2, by the way.
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HaemishM
Staff Emeritus
Posts: 42666
the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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Her boyfriend looks like a pr0n star whose name I don't know.
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WayAbvPar
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Her boyfriend looks like a pr0n star whose name I don't know.
I am sure they printed it on the back of the life-sized poster you have over your bed  |
When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Furiously
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Look lets leave my picture out of this.
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