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Topic: Bet they smelled like Sausages... Jedi Sausages (Read 1285 times)
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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Wannabe Jedi's Vie for Darwin AwardJedi fans petrol inferno
By JOHN TROUP
and ANDY RUDD
TWO Star Wars fans suffered horrific burns in a mock battle with home-made lightsabers filled with PETROL.
Shelley Mandiville, 17, and Mark Webb, 20, made the weapons with fluorescent light tubes.
They filled them with fuel and washing-up liquid to act out a Jedi Knight fight scene from new movie Revenge Of The Sith.
They lit the liquid to illuminate the makeshift toys.
But it exploded — covering them both in the burning mixture. Firefighters discovered Shelly and Mark with serious burns after being called to woodland near Hemel Hempstead, Herts, on Sunday
Police were studying a video camera found at the scene. It was thought that a third person was taping the “duel” — who fled in terror when the disaster happened.
A local who visited the scene said: “You could see two fluorescent light tubes on the ground next to a badly burned area of ground.
“Police said the plan was probably to film what happened and submit it to one of these Jackass-style TV shows or put it on the internet.”
Police were waiting to interview Shelley and Mark, who were both in a critical condition in hospital last night.
I want the video.
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schild
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I want one of the lightsabers.
Goldenpalace.com here I come.
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Ironwood
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Fuck me, I feel old. I did this when the original Star Wars came out...
Minus the petrol, tho.
My brother and I got such a fucking leathering from the old man for it. Those flouro tubes shatter into thousands of razor shards.
Cool.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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Gives 'napalm death' a new meaning. My brother and I used the curtain rods from our bedroom windows and I actually nailed him in the face. He was only 4!  He still has a bitchin' 3/4-inch long scar on his cheek.  God I've become really emoticon-happy lately. |
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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Nice try, The Jesus. I already had to have a "do-over" last weekend. I was already thinking about smoking, so nyah nyah nyah!
Edit: With that new avatar of yours, I almost just wanted to bust out "Oh no you DEH-ENT! Bitch, I will FUCK you up." Princess Fuckyouup almost came out to play.
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