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Topic: Battlecruiser Millenium (Read 65342 times)
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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Battlecruiser Millennium is the third breaking title in the critically acclaimed and industry recognized, Battlecruiser series. BCM is a technological breakthrough in all aspects of its implementation.
Complete with over nine new or enhanced engines, including AI, graphics, soundfx etc, BCM is the most advanced and visually splendid title ever seen in the series to date. In keeping with the tradition of providing endless, top notch gameplay, BCM continues to stretch the limits of player imagination by providing an even more thrilling player experience than any of its predecessors in this long running series.
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sidereal
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You dirty, heartless bastard
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THIS IS THE MOST I HAVE EVERY WANTED TO GET IN TO A BETA
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schild
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I hear when you install the game, it installs a virus.
It's called Battlecruiser Millenium. Upgrade Norton/MS asap.
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Shockeye
Staff Emeritus
Posts: 6668
Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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I hear when you install the game, it installs a virus.
It's called Battlecruiser Millenium. Upgrade Norton/MS asap.
I'm pretty sure Norton is a virus as well. Maybe malware. |
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Trippy
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What a waste of bandwidth.
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Shockeye
Staff Emeritus
Posts: 6668
Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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What a waste of bandwidth.
Three people have downloaded it so far. Fear. |
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WayAbvPar
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What a waste of bandwidth.
Three people have downloaded it so far. Fear. Things will slow down now that the Smart family have all downloaded it. |
When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Yegolev
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Posts: 24440
2/10 WOULD NOT INGEST
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Things will slow down now that the Smart family have all downloaded it.
There are more of them? |
Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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schild
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3 People, eh? And assuming Serek Dmart already had it - I can only assume they are the 4 horseman of the apocalypse.
Would make sense.
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HaemishM
Staff Emeritus
Posts: 42666
the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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I will have to try this... if I could stop playing a GOOD space game, Starport.
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Shockeye
Staff Emeritus
Posts: 6668
Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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We're up to 13 downloads.
People suck.
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schild
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16 downloads. Something crooked this way comes.
Edit: Please tell me we aren't listed as an official mirror.
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Shockeye
Staff Emeritus
Posts: 6668
Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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16 downloads. Something crooked this way comes.
Edit: Please tell me we aren't listed as an official mirror.
People like free stuff. Like moths to a flame. |
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WayAbvPar
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I am not sure I have ever seen a moth drawn to a flaming turd.
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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HaemishM
Staff Emeritus
Posts: 42666
the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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Moths are smarter than gamers?
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WayAbvPar
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I have yet to see a moth post on the Vault.
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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HaemishM
Staff Emeritus
Posts: 42666
the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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Isn't that evidence enough?
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Viin
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I'll try it when I get home, I need to format and reinstall Windows anyways.
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- Viin
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Yegolev
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I'll try it when I get home, I need to format and reinstall Windows anyways.
Beat me to that joke, bastard. |
Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Shockeye
Staff Emeritus
Posts: 6668
Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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38 downloads.
You're making Baby Jesus cry, you know.
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schild
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38 downloads.
You're making Baby Jesus cry, you know.
Baby Jesus died at 5 downloads. Right now an Old One is cowering in the corner. |
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HaemishM
Staff Emeritus
Posts: 42666
the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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The Old One was asking for it.
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Furiously
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I'm guessing there really is a sucker born every minute, just that most of them don't have access to the internet.
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WayAbvPar
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This is easily the most entertaining download thread EVAR. Pain + time = comedy.
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Viin
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So I did download it and install it, just to see..
I never did figure out what was going on. I could get my guns to fire and move around and even hyper jumped (wtf? why is the moon 60 seconds away from earth while i'm going the speed of light? Did it move?) once.
Couldn't figure out how to get my 'urgent message', so I guess it wasn't that urgent. After trying to play through the Training and randomly taking damage and dying in a glorious explosion while I tried to figure out what was going on, I decided to start a campaign to see if it was any better.
Hmm, nope. I was able to warp to another system, though the autopilot wanted to do circles around the portal instead of going in. Then I saw some bad guys! So I targetted them.. and and tried to shoot them .. and nothing happened. I guess my missiles missed? All 4 of them? And I can't seem to target my lasers very well, since the ship is so slow - wonder if there's a way to target them independant of the ships direction. I ended up ejecting (the one command I remembered from the 8 page command list PDF) and dying.
And so, it wasn't a very fun hour.
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- Viin
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Der Helm
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...it wasn't a very fun hour.
You managed to play it ONE HOUR ? You sir, are a man among men.  |
"I've been done enough around here..."- Signe
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Yegolev
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And so, it wasn't a very fun hour.
Time spent reading the manual does not count. |
Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Viin
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And so, it wasn't a very fun hour.
Time spent reading the manual does not count. If you want to count time looking at the manual, that'd make it about an hour and 20 minutes. Seriously, I just floated around until I died. It just took some time. Fun! |
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Furiously
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Yea - but it took 5 years off your life.
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Shockeye
Staff Emeritus
Posts: 6668
Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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Yea - but it took 5 years off your life.
Yeah, but they're the Depends-wearing years. |
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schild
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I just want to say Hi to download #45. Douche.
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HaemishM
Staff Emeritus
Posts: 42666
the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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It called to me with the Siren Song of Shittiness.
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NiX
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Locomotive Pandamonium
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Yegolev
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Posts: 24440
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Ah my favorite type of lazy programming: putting shit on C: without approval.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Sky
Terracotta Army
Posts: 32117
I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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So I did download it and install it, just to see..
I never did figure out what was going on. I could get my guns to fire and move around and even hyper jumped (wtf? why is the moon 60 seconds away from earth while i'm going the speed of light? Did it move?) once.
Couldn't figure out how to get my 'urgent message', so I guess it wasn't that urgent. After trying to play through the Training and randomly taking damage and dying in a glorious explosion while I tried to figure out what was going on, I decided to start a campaign to see if it was any better.
Hmm, nope. I was able to warp to another system, though the autopilot wanted to do circles around the portal instead of going in. Then I saw some bad guys! So I targetted them.. and and tried to shoot them .. and nothing happened. I guess my missiles missed? All 4 of them? And I can't seem to target my lasers very well, since the ship is so slow - wonder if there's a way to target them independant of the ships direction. I ended up ejecting (the one command I remembered from the 8 page command list PDF) and dying.
And so, it wasn't a very fun hour.
Until you have fully studied and digested the manual, FAQ, every post on the board (include your spec in your sig or I'll insta-ban you), it's obviously your own ignorant ass to blame. And your computer probably sucks. Go buy the new version, UCAWA. And don't fucking post on our tech boards until you have a clue, retard. How dare you. Love, the Supreme Commander. Update: I see you posted an installation issue without your full system specs. You've been banned (and consider yourself lucky, I usually ban without warning). Now go buy UCAWA. |
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