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When that part came up half the fucking theater said "WTF?"
You sure that wasn't just your loud mouth echoing back at you?  Here's some advice: Stop watching movies. Not if they're going to tick you off that much. |
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Abagadro
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That part was so stupid I had forgotten about it until this thread.
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MrHat
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Well...the virgin birth was a little heavy handed I'll give you that...
Does this mean that Jesus become evil after losing The Right Hand of God.? Edit: God is not Jesus. |
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Cheddar
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So when Vader and company are near Tattooine in "Ep4", why doesn't Vader have a total emotional meltdown? "Argh! This is the planet where I was a slave as a small child and I slew all the Sand People that captured my mother! Waaaaaaaaa! Grand Moff Tarkin, can we PLEASE use the Death Star on Tattooine. Please? Pretty please? It would help me remove any traces of my former innocence."
Correct me if I am wrong, but wasn't it said that Vader was human until he became more machine then man? So at the point of Episode 4 he was more automatic evil death machine? Also when was it stated that Anakin never had a father? |
No Nerf, but I put a link to this very thread and I said that you all can guarantee for my purity. I even mentioned your case, and see if they can take a look at your lawn from a Michigan perspective.
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Sobelius
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Also when was it stated that Anakin never had a father?
When Schmuck -- I mean Shmee -- says she got knocked up without doing the nasty with a man. |
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Cheddar
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Also when was it stated that Anakin never had a father?
When Schmuck -- I mean Shmee -- says she got knocked up without doing the nasty with a man. Guess I will have to rewatch the movies this weekend. Thought they danced around the fact she was a jedi whore. My bad. |
No Nerf, but I put a link to this very thread and I said that you all can guarantee for my purity. I even mentioned your case, and see if they can take a look at your lawn from a Michigan perspective.
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TheWalrus
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Seems to be part of their genetic make up. I offer Eve as exhibit A.
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eldaec
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Also when was it stated that Anakin never had a father?
When Schmuck -- I mean Shmee -- says she got knocked up without doing the nasty with a man. This is one of several moments in episode 1 that was so horrible I have rationalised, and decided she just got drunk and can't remember it. |
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Ironwood
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Yeah, the fucking mitochondria thingies knocked her up...
Love your work. Attack of the Phloem. |
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Ironwood
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Guess I will have to rewatch the movies this weekend. Thought they danced around the fact she was a jedi whore. My bad.
This thread is responsible for this man rewatching Phantom Menace. I hope you're all fucking pleased with yourselves. Shame !! |
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schild
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Guess I will have to rewatch the movies this weekend. Thought they danced around the fact she was a jedi whore. My bad.
This thread is responsible for this man rewatching Phantom Menace. I hope you're all fucking pleased with yourselves. He should skip Phantom Menace and go see Constantine. Everyone should go see Constantine. Before it leaves theaters. |
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Murgos
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Guess I will have to rewatch the movies this weekend. Thought they danced around the fact she was a jedi whore. My bad.
This thread is responsible for this man rewatching Phantom Menace. I hope you're all fucking pleased with yourselves. He should skip Phantom Menace and go see Constantine. Everyone should go see Constantine. Before it leaves theaters. Fuck, you know? I have to agree. I think I will go see it again this weekend. |
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Fuck, you know? I have to agree. I think I will go see it again this weekend. Make sure you stay through the credits if you didn't the first time. |
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Murgos
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Thanks I will. I left right as the credits rolled last time.
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SirBruce
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Only simpletons don't sit all the way through the credits of a movie. Didn't Ferris Buehler teach you anything?
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Murgos
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Most of the time I just dont give a fuck about some halfway clever little bon-mot after the closing credits. It's usually far more appealing to me to get up stretch my legs and go take a leak.
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schild
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Only simpletons don't sit all the way through the credits of a movie. Didn't Ferris Buehler teach you anything? MAYBE 10% of the movies out there have something at the end of the credits. And many times I've wanted to get out of the movie theater asap. So I don't blame others for doing so. They are disgusting petri dishes for every type of bacteria in the known world. That said, I just heard from Ferris Bueller; he wants to teach you how to spell his name. |
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murdoc
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I just wanted to add that it really surprised me how much I enjoyed Constantine
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Have you tried the internet? It's made out of millions of people missing the point of everything and then getting angry about it
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HaemishM
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Guess I will have to rewatch the movies this weekend. Thought they danced around the fact she was a jedi whore. My bad.
This thread is responsible for this man rewatching Phantom Menace. I hope you're all fucking pleased with yourselves. Shame !! He'll do ok so long as he just skips to the sword fight at the end. Considering that's the only part of the first movie worth remembering, I'd prescribe that medicine. Or go see Constantine. It really is a superior movie. |
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ahoythematey
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God damn it. Saw constantine twice, both without staying till the end of the credits. I hate all of you.
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stray
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God damn it. Saw constantine twice, both without staying till the end of the credits. I hate all of you.
Ditto. Somebody post a spoiler in small type. I don't feel like watching it again. |
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Calantus
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Wow. I must have totally blocked the immaculate conception from my mind because as soon as I read it here it all came flooding back. The shock. The horror. Jar Jar binks is in the same movie as the immaculate conception? What the fuck? Yeah, the fucking mitochondria thingies knocked her up... wow, that's like fucking amazing George; put that in your movie.
Hilarious. Literally an lol moment for me. Literally a "keep it down people are trying to sleep" moment too, but oh well. I also second the vote for the dark side being a heroine equilivalent. And I must now watch Constantine. It better be good. |
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Jayce
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Wow. I must have totally blocked the immaculate conception from my mind because as soon as I read it here it all came flooding back. The shock. The horror. Jar Jar binks is in the same movie as the immaculate conception? What the fuck?
Virgin birth actually, but who's counting. And I must now watch Constantine. It better be good.
Me too. |
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Cheddar
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Guess I will have to rewatch the movies this weekend. Thought they danced around the fact she was a jedi whore. My bad.
This thread is responsible for this man rewatching Phantom Menace. I hope you're all fucking pleased with yourselves. He should skip Phantom Menace and go see Constantine. Everyone should go see Constantine. Before it leaves theaters. That movie fucking rocks. Maybe Ill catch it at our local Cinema Drafthouse again. Did not know about something happening during/after credits. Spoiler please sir? |
No Nerf, but I put a link to this very thread and I said that you all can guarantee for my purity. I even mentioned your case, and see if they can take a look at your lawn from a Michigan perspective.
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If you didn't stay until the credits were over, here is what you missed. Constantine puts his lighter on his sidekick's tombstone and turns around to walk away and you see his sidekick as an angel taking the lighter and flying up to heaven.
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stray
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If you didn't stay until the credits were over, here is what you missed. Constantine puts his lighter on his sidekick's tombstone and turns around to walk away and you see his sidekick as an angel taking the lighter and flying up to heaven.
I'm not sure what that's suppose to indicate or why it's important. Kinda sucks too, because that kid should have stayed dead. |
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schild
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Oh shit, the R2D2/Padme/Urine bit is hilarious. I guess that's not work safe. But I'm pretty sure that is better than Episode III will ever be. |
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schild
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Wow. Now I don't want to see it at all. Ever. Lucas is a goddamned moron. |
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Ironwood
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And yet we'll still go see it. We know it's going to be overrated and that we won't really enjoy it all that much, but we'll still flock to the cinema with our tickets in our hands.
Humans just don't work.
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schild
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And yet we'll still go buy it. We know it's going to be overrated and that we won't really enjoy it all that much, but we'll still flock to the EBGames on release day and start hammering away at the servers.
Humans just don't work.
*chortle* On topic: No. I will not give Lucas any more of my real movie money. I'm sorry. I just can't. I picked up Episode II for $2 at one of those end of year Blockbuster Video sales, used - and I still felt like I'd been ripped off. I spend more money on a can of pepsi in the local chinese restaraunt. |
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Ironwood
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And yet we'll still go buy it. We know it's going to be overrated and that we won't really enjoy it all that much, but we'll still flock to the EBGames on release day and start hammering away at the servers.
Humans just don't work.
*chortle* On topic: No. I will not give Lucas any more of my real movie money. I'm sorry. I just can't. I picked up Episode II for $2 at one of those end of year Blockbuster Video sales, used - and I still felt like I'd been ripped off. I spend more money on a can of pepsi in the local chinese restaraunt. Heh. Ok, what if we all come back after seeing it (well, the Americans anyway) and say it's acually ok and good and enjoyable and whatnot ? Are you going to reverse the moral decision, or hold out ? |
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HaemishM
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Titanic. Yeah, compare the shitty end of your shitty epic with an even shittier movie. I'd rather see fucking Ewoks than watch any segment of Titanic that doesn't include Kate Winslet's breasts. If the "emtions" in Ep3 are anything like the "emotions" shown in Ep2, I will be in physical pain throughout most of it.
This may be one of the first movies besides Alone in the Dark that I actually feel justified in downloading rather than going to the theaters.
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