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Topic: "From Our Box To Yours." (Read 3065 times)
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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Women In Tight T-Shirts To Deliver To Aspen AreaOwner Says Service Will Target Construction Workers POSTED: 10:50 am MDT May 18, 2005 ASPEN, Colo. -- A new business called Toasty Chicks Delivery hopes to profit from an invasion of construction workers this summer by having women in snug T-shirts drop off lunches from area restaurants. Toasty Chicks will take food orders, relay them to the restaurant of choice, pick up the food and deliver it to the work site, founder and owner Rodney Millspaugh said. Millspaugh said about 600 workers are expected this summer for the first phase of a massive, six-year development at the Snowmass ski resort. The project, called Base Village, will include 610 residential units, 600 hotel rooms, 11 restaurants and bars and 65,000 square feet of retail space. "We're really focusing on the construction workers," Millspaugh told the Aspen Times. "We really anticipate getting slammed right around Memorial Day." The motto of Toasty Chicks is "From Our Box To Yours." "That means from our lunch box to your tool box," said Millspagh. "(People) shouldn't read anything into that." |
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WayAbvPar
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"That means from our lunch box to your tool box," said Millspagh. "(People) shouldn't read anything into that." I love that the editor/reporter saw fit to include this. In case anyone missed it the first time. |
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Paelos
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There's no innuendo in our motto: WE'RE THE BREAST IN THE BUSINESS!
We simply deliver chicken and shouldn't be held to these wild allegations!
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tazelbain
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Shockeye, that is some quality useless news.
I can almost forgive the X3 news.
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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There, I moved the X3 news to General so it wouldn't drive up the respectability of this forum.
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OcellotJenkins
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Very well, I'll have the burrito special, a handjob, and a coke. Thanks!
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TheWalrus
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Why settle for a handjob when the combo is only five bucks more?
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Strazos
Greetings from the Slave Coast
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The World's Worst Game: Curry or Covid
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Are there any 2-for-1 deals?
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Fear the Backstab!
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schild
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"A tip? You want a TIP?! Here's a tip, get down on your knees and start sucking bitch, cuz this chicken sucks."
Heh. Hot women should not deliver food alone without having a large man named Guido behind them.
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