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Samprimary
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on: May 17, 2005, 05:05:15 PM



Ann Coulter.

Discuss!
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Reply #1 on: May 17, 2005, 05:05:42 PM

You don't have to be a douchebag, ya know?  angry
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Reply #2 on: May 17, 2005, 05:06:03 PM

Duct tape and paper bags and I got myself a night of fun.
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Reply #3 on: May 17, 2005, 05:37:23 PM

You know those crosshair circles that come up on badguys in Virtua Cop?
That's what this picture automatically has added to it in my head.

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Reply #4 on: May 17, 2005, 05:39:08 PM

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Reply #5 on: May 17, 2005, 06:19:41 PM

Such a shame, someone wasted a perfectly good body on such a stupid person.

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Reply #6 on: May 18, 2005, 05:43:44 AM

She invented long, blond hair, you know.  She said so.

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"Originally, I was the only female with long blonde hair. Now, they all have long blonde hair."---CapitolHillBlue.com

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Reply #7 on: May 18, 2005, 06:28:42 AM


Why am I homeless?  Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
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Reply #8 on: May 18, 2005, 08:11:53 AM

She invented long, blond hair, you know.  She said so.

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"Originally, I was the only female with long blonde hair. Now, they all have long blonde hair."---CapitolHillBlue.com



 But what about Ainsley Hayes ? ? ?
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Reply #9 on: May 18, 2005, 08:29:45 AM

She invented long, blond hair, you know.  She said so.

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"Originally, I was the only female with long blonde hair. Now, they all have long blonde hair."---CapitolHillBlue.com



 But what about Ainsley Hayes ? ? ?

If she tries to steal Coulter's thunder, she's dicing with death.  That woman is dangerous.

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Reply #10 on: May 18, 2005, 08:31:41 AM

I don't think Hayes is one to dice with Death. Hell, I wouldn't play any game with death, let alone dice.

I bet his are loaded.
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Reply #11 on: May 18, 2005, 09:38:22 AM

From Mr. Cranky's Iraq War Coverage review

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FOX NEWS:
Like an Iraqi soldier dressed in civilian clothes, Fox News has crept in under the false cover of objectivity to unleash a blitzkrieg of bias so right wing that channel-surfers often mistake it for a eugenics infomercial. The only nod at an actual exchange of ideas is Hannity bitch-slapping the hapless Colmes while slobbering permaguest Bill Bennett slowly undoes his belt buckle in anticipation of giving that liberal fucker his final comeuppance. It's enough the scare the teeth right out of Ann Coulter's vagina.

Pretty much sums her up.

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Reply #12 on: May 18, 2005, 12:59:32 PM


Oh, come on. Somebody's got to have something to say about this.

Or what about the fact that she's at the grave of her idol? She thought McCarthy was a hero!
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Reply #13 on: May 18, 2005, 01:03:53 PM

Oh, come on. Somebody's got to have something to say about this.

I couldn't make it to the halfway point without falling asleep. Ann Coulter really is unfunny.

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Reply #14 on: May 18, 2005, 01:51:38 PM

Who is Ann Coulter?

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Reply #15 on: May 18, 2005, 01:57:15 PM

Who is Ann Coulter?

Oh, ye of blissful ignorance.  I wish I could ask that question and truly not know the answer.  Just ... stay ignorant.  She can safely be consigned to the outer darkness.
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Reply #16 on: May 18, 2005, 02:00:30 PM


Oh, come on. Somebody's got to have something to say about this.


Oh, fine.  It's as funny and as accurate as anything political.  The grave thing, I don't know.  I'm not sure on the whole graveyard-ettiquette thing.  I also don't really know how to spell etiquite.  I heard that McCarthy was responsible for the restrictions on export of porn from Japan, which counts as a big strike against him in my book.

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Reply #17 on: May 18, 2005, 03:03:23 PM

Oh, fine.  It's as funny and as accurate as anything political.  The grave thing, I don't know.  I'm not sure on the whole graveyard-ettiquette thing.  I also don't really know how to spell etiquite.  I heard that McCarthy was responsible for the restrictions on export of porn from Japan, which counts as a big strike against him in my book.

I saw this guy's face in my mind when I read that heh.

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Reply #18 on: May 18, 2005, 03:54:29 PM

Oh, fine.  It's as funny and as accurate as anything political.  The grave thing, I don't know.  I'm not sure on the whole graveyard-ettiquette thing.  I also don't really know how to spell etiquite.  I heard that McCarthy was responsible for the restrictions on export of porn from Japan, which counts as a big strike against him in my book.

I saw this guy's face in my mind when I read that heh.



The Onion?
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Reply #19 on: May 18, 2005, 03:58:01 PM

The Onion?

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Reply #20 on: May 18, 2005, 07:14:03 PM

Oh, come on. Somebody's got to have something to say about this.

I couldn't make it to the halfway point without falling asleep. Ann Coulter really is unfunny.

Seconded. You got a lot further than I did.

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Reply #21 on: May 19, 2005, 02:52:45 AM


Oh, come on. Somebody's got to have something to say about this.


I read it all.  Who is she and why does she think viciousness is a virtue ?  It's really not.  Especially when combined with really, really, really bad writing.  'Unusable' and 'Unfunny' seems to fit the bill.

Where was MM's counter piece ?

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Reply #22 on: May 19, 2005, 08:36:51 AM

Where was MM's counter piece ?

IN HIS BE-LLY!

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Reply #23 on: May 19, 2005, 04:05:08 PM

Heh.

Ok.


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