Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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Samwise
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That is awesome. Bless you.
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stray
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With all the times she's dropped her clothes in films, I thought I would have known the color of her nipples by now.
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Strazos
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At least she didn't have much to be embarassed about; Nice shape and all...
Coulda been worse...
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Fear the Backstab!
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"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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Margalis
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Look at the headline further down:
"New Xbox Better Than The First"
Holy shit!
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vampirehipi23: I would enjoy a book written by a monkey and turned into a movie rather than this.
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schild
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At least she didn't have much to be embarassed about; Nice shape and all...
Coulda been worse...
You're right. Someone could have supplied a hi-res video and we really coulda seen how great those titties are. From here we can just merely assume their great. |
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I am very bitter to be at work right now. I <3 Sophie Marceau.
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Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
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shiznitz
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I always thought she was much more flat chested given how thin she is.
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I have never played WoW.
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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schild
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The hi-res video I found is great. Errrrr. I heard about this hi-res video. Supposed to be great.
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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The hi-res video I found is great. Errrrr. I heard about this hi-res video. Supposed to be great.
You mean this? [EDIT] Video removed because schild is a douchebag. |
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« Last Edit: May 17, 2005, 03:43:15 PM by Shockeye »
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schild
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You did not just host that here.
You did not just host that here.
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Sobelius
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This thread needs more homo.
Why doesn't Vin Diesel's cock ever just slip out of his pants while at some publicly photo'd event? Sigh.
Sorry. It's just that tits are so goddamn boring.
Instead we get to see Lucas' neck waddling out like he's swallowed some fucking loaf of bread and it's stuck in his throat. Thank God for Natalie Portman's shaved head. She is hot.
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"I may not agree with what you have to say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." -- Voltaire
"A world without Vin Diesel is sad." -- me
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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I'll post any celebrity dickslips or nutshots that appear in the news to try to even things out.
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schild
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I'll post any celebrity dickslips or nutshots that appear in the news to try to even things out.
Rofl dickslip. |
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Sobelius
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I'll post any celebrity dickslips or nutshots that appear in the news to try to even things out.
Awesome. |
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"A world without Vin Diesel is sad." -- me
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Paelos
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Error 404: Title not found.
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This thread needs more homo.
Why doesn't Vin Diesel's cock ever just slip out of his pants while at some publicly photo'd event? Sigh.
Ok, seriously. I laughed my ass off at that. Good show. |
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HaemishM
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Sorry. It's just that tits are so goddamn boring. You shut your goddamn mouth. I'll not have blasphemy being spread on this board. |
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Sobelius
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Sorry. It's just that tits are so goddamn boring. You shut your goddamn mouth. I'll not have blasphemy being spread on this board. I have nothing against female mammary glands. They are immensely useful, but it's been 39 years since I've needed to suck on them. They've just done nothing for me since. I can appreciate their beauty -- which is why I absolutley don't grok why so many people went apeshit when barely a quarter second flash of Janet's was consuming our national consciousness. Sigh. Now look what you've made me do -- made me post about tits...I shouldn't have taken the bait... |
"I may not agree with what you have to say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." -- Voltaire
"A world without Vin Diesel is sad." -- me
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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Sorry. It's just that tits are so goddamn boring. You shut your goddamn mouth. I'll not have blasphemy being spread on this board. I have nothing against female mammary glands. They are immensely useful, but it's been 39 years since I've needed to suck on them. They've just done nothing for me since. I can appreciate their beauty -- which is why I absolutley don't grok why so many people went apeshit when barely a quarter second flash of Janet's was consuming our national consciousness. Sigh. Now look what you've made me do -- made me post about tits...I shouldn't have taken the bait... You know what doesn't do it for me? Testicles. |
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Strazos
Greetings from the Slave Coast
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Brown hairy starfish don't do much for me, either.
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Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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stray
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Brown hairy starfish don't do much for me, either.
Even the slightest mention of that doesn't do much for me. |
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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I mean, who can't appreciate a well-formed and defined penis?
But testicles, there's nothing remotely sexy about them.
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Ironwood
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This bizarre conversation is starting to remind me of Doc Evil's revelations about the 'perfectly shaven scrotum'.
Let's not do this.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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OcellotJenkins
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This bizarre conversation is starting to remind me of Doc Evil's revelations about the 'perfectly shaven scrotum'.
Which reminds me, it's time to schedule another "back, crack, and sac" appointment at the local beauty salon. |
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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This bizarre conversation is starting to remind me of Doc Evil's revelations about the 'perfectly shaven scrotum'.
Which reminds me, it's time to schedule another "back, crack, and sac" appointment at the local beauty salon. How long can you go between appointments before things start sprouting again? |
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OcellotJenkins
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Significant sproutage begins at about the 3 week mark. At that point I either go back for another treatment or invest in a case of Depends and a quart of lidocaine.
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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Significant sproutage begins at about the 3 week mark. At that point I either go back for another treatment or invest in a case of Depends and a quart of lidocaine. Is it a straight waxing or do they use some other concoction? |
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OcellotJenkins
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Significant sproutage begins at about the 3 week mark. At that point I either go back for another treatment or invest in a case of Depends and a quart of lidocaine. Is it a straight waxing or do they use some other concoction? It's a BYOWS waxing. (Bring Your Own Whiskey and Straightjacket) |
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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Significant sproutage begins at about the 3 week mark. At that point I either go back for another treatment or invest in a case of Depends and a quart of lidocaine. Is it a straight waxing or do they use some other concoction? It's a BYOWS waxing. (Bring Your Own Whiskey and Straightjacket) Ever look into what it would cost to have it removed via laser? |
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OcellotJenkins
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Significant sproutage begins at about the 3 week mark. At that point I either go back for another treatment or invest in a case of Depends and a quart of lidocaine. Is it a straight waxing or do they use some other concoction? It's a BYOWS waxing. (Bring Your Own Whiskey and Straightjacket) Ever look into what it would cost to have it removed via laser? Hmmm... I don't think I have the balls to have my balls shot with a laser. But, I may just have to look into it. |
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HaemishM
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Two words. Nair bath.
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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Does that As Seen on TV spray-on hair remover stuff work?
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TheWalrus
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Be a man. Do it with a straight razor.
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Strazos
Greetings from the Slave Coast
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Two words. Nair bath.
I tried nair once...it burned. I find that just a straight razor works fine, with no soap/foam/gel....Just keep a constant flow of water going over the area. This is KEY. Depending on your...anatomical proportions, you may have to become somewhat flexible to properly hit certain spots. |
Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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