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Shockeye
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on: May 05, 2005, 02:25:48 PM
Quote from: This is London
Man relives chainsaw horror
5 May 2005

A distraught husband wept as he told an inquest how he fell from a ladder and plunged a chainsaw into his wife's neck in a freak gardening accident.

Retired company director Roland Pudney, 56, of Eltham, south-east London, trembled as he explained how he believes the couple's one-year-old puppy jumped up for attention, causing him to tumble and direct the power tool at Pauline, 57.

Mrs Pudney, who had worked as a housing officer in Lewisham, south-east London, was killed instantly after she was almost decapitated in the incident.
WayAbvPar
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Reply #1 on: May 05, 2005, 02:27:36 PM
An courtroom artist's rendition of the puppy-
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Murgos
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Reply #2 on: May 05, 2005, 02:33:34 PM
Damnit Way!
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