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Topic: I'm bored. I think I'll try to annoy Schild... (Read 10799 times)
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Bunk
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Rotten Tomatoes 100 Greatest Movies (compiled by reader's submitting their top 20 lists)
1. Pulp Fiction 2. The Godfather 3. Goodfellas 4. The Empire Strikes Back 5. The Godfather Part II 6. Apocalypse Now 7. Casablanca 8. The Shawshank Redemption 9. Fellowship of the Ring 10. Taxi Driver 11. Raiders of the Lost Ark 12. The Return of the King 13. A Clockwork Orange 14. Raging Bull 15. Schindler's List 16. Seven Samurai 17. 2001: A Space Odyssey 18. Dr. Strangelove 19. The Good The Bad And The Ugly 20. Magnolia 21. Lawrence of Arabia 22. Citizen Kane 23. Mulholland Drive 24. Blade Runner 25. Vertigo 26. Star Wars 27. The Silence of the Lambs 28. One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest 29. Chinatown 30. Se7en 31. Rear Window 32. Jaws 33. Fargo 34. Kill Bill Vol. 2 35. 12 Angry Men 36. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 37. Memento 38. The Big Lebowski 39. American Beauty 40. Psycho 41. The Third Man 42. Requiem For A Dream 43. Matrix 44. Fight Club 45. The Usual Suspects 46. Annie Hall 47. JFK 48. Monty Python and the Holy Grail 49. Once Upon a Time in the West 50. City Lights
51. Reservoir Dogs 52. Spirited Away 53. Brazil 54. Boogie Nights 55. Back To The Future 56. Amadeus 57. Saving Private Ryan 58. 8 1/2 59. The Shining 60. The Lion King 61. Adaptation 62. Kill Bill Vol. 1 63. The Royal Tenenbaums 64. The Two Towers 65. Rushmore 66. It's a Wonderful Life 67. Amelie 68. Rashomon 69. The Princess Bride 70. Million Dollar Baby 71. The Passion of Joan of Arc 72. Being John Malkovich 73. Lost In Translation 74. Ran 75. Full Metal Jacket 76. Cinema Paradiso 77. City Of God 78. Passion of The Christ 79. To Kill a Mockingbird 80. The Deer Hunter 81. Eyes wide shut 82. Alien 83. Sunset Blvd. 84. Cool Hand Luke 85. Clerks 86. Spiderman 2 87. American History X 88. The Apartment 89. Trainspotting 90. Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon 91. Throne of Blood 92. Aliens 93. The Maltese Falcon 94. Pleasantville 95. The Truman Show 96. Blue Velvet 97. Heat 98. The Thin Red Line 99. The Insider 100. Ikiru
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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Best way to annoy schild is to point out how so many of his favorite actors are Scientologists.
Like Jason Lee.
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MaceVanHoffen
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Best way to annoy schild is to point out how so many of his favorite actors are Scientologists.
Like Jason Lee.
Or to just come right out and say what we're all thinking: Jason Lee sucks. Not even the brilliant direction of Tarantino could goldplate the turd of his acting. /stirs the pot
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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Best way to annoy schild is to point out how so many of his favorite actors are Scientologists.
Like Jason Lee.
Or to just come right out and say what we're all thinking: Jason Lee sucks. Not even the brilliant direction of Tarantino could goldplate the turd of his acting. /stirs the pot Are you daft? Have you seen Mallrats? I hate you.
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MaceVanHoffen
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Are you daft? Have you seen Mallrats? I hate you.
Shhh. I was just stirring the pot.
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HaemishM
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Magnolia? Higher than Vertigo??? The fuck?
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34. Kill Bill Vol. 2 Ahead of - 44. Fight Club 45. The Usual Suspects and 57. Saving Private Ryan as well as 69. The Princess Bride All MUCH better movies, I am certain. Also- 79. To Kill a Mockingbird Gregory Peck's corpse would like a word with the voters. Maybe it is devalued because the book was so good, but that movie should be in the top 20 easily.
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MaceVanHoffen
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Magnolia? Higher than Vertigo??? The fuck?
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I'm also surprised that Trainspotting was so low. Brilliant film. Maybe they aren't listed in any particular order, because Trainspotting is sure better than anything Kubrick has done. ZING! Another surprise is Ikiru, which I adore. I didn't think enough people had heard of that one to make it onto a Top # list. For the record I like Jason Lee too. Sorry, I couldn't maintain the guise long enough to get the fun flamefest going. I do like Tarantino, though.
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Paelos
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The Wizard of Oz & Gone with the Wind both didn't make it on that list of 100.
Spiderman 2 nudged in, however.
The list sucks.
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MaceVanHoffen
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34. Kill Bill Vol. 2 Ahead of - ... That got me too. I liked both Kill Bills, but not enough to put them on a Top 100 list. Pulp Fiction as #1? Again, good film but not Top 100 list material.
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HaemishM
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Another surprise is Ikiru, which I adore. I didn't think enough people had heard of that one to make it onto a Top # list.
If it's the Kurasawa movie I'm thinking of, I dig Ikiru as well. Bought it for $1 on Laserdick many years ago, and only watched it once, but very powerful film. I would never have thought it'd have enough of a following to get on this list. Kill Bill doesn't belong on any Top # list other than "Top Ten Whoring Ways to Elongate A Shitty Movie into Two Shittier Movies."
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Bunk
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Ikiru is very popular at Rotten Tomatoes, as is most Kurosawa. Unfortunately, so is Magnolia - a movie I failed to sit all the way through.
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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Ikiru is very popular at Rotten Tomatoes, as is most Kurosawa. Unfortunately, so is Magnolia - a movie I failed to sit all the way through.
I think I appreciated the idea and the story of Magnolia more than I did the finished film. [EDIT] "Lone Star" should've been in that list somewhere. Wonderful film.
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schild
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This doesn't annoy me, it just confirms that you're all fucking idiots for reading that site.
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Uh..why isn't Black Belt Jones on the list?
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schild
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Upside down it's not a bad list.
Nevermind. I was wrong. It's still a terrible fucking list. Too many movies that shouldn't be anywhere near it.
We should make our own list. In no particular order - that's the only way these things work.
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MaceVanHoffen
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Upside down it's not a bad list.
Nevermind. I was wrong. It's still a terrible fucking list. Too many movies that shouldn't be anywhere near it.
We should make our own list. In no particular order - that's the only way these things work.
We should submit hundreds of lists and engage in some search-engine twiddling to make Cat Woman appear as the top movie of all time. Bonus points if we can get the news media to cite the list as some sort of authority.
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Rodent
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It's a fucking outrage this movie didn't make the list 
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Murgos
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I just watched Kung-Fu Hustle, that was excellent. Probably not as rewatchable as "Berry Gordy's The Last Dragon" but pretty damn good all the same, it without a doubt out Kill-Bill's Kill Bill.
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Rotten Tomatoes is a useless shitpile, and anyone who actually reads stuff there, let alone uses it as reference should never, ever, under any circumstances open their fucking mouth about movies. Ever. The entire site is literally nothing but a giant affiliate sales site that lets random stupid shitpile asshole visitors create content for them. There is nothing there now, nor has there ever been, anything worth reading at RT. If you go there for any reason, you are a stupid asshole.
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If you go there for any reason, you are a stupid asshole.
Even if it's just to watch the trainwreck?!
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Alright, here goes: Greatest 10 movies of all time (Without a doubt, not just my opinion  ) In no particular order: Hi, Mom! The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly Le Samourai The Unknown The Bicycle Thief Casablanca Yojimbo The Third Man City Lights Out for Justice (Anybody seen Richie?!! :-D) Honourable mention goes out to: Can I Do It 'Till I Need Glasses? and Super Fuzz
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« Last Edit: May 05, 2005, 11:41:58 PM by Stray »
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schild
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Hi, Mom? As in the Korean movie?!
Which Bicycle Thief? I'm assuming the Italian one.
As for the rest, nah, I disagree with everything you've said. Yojimbo would be in the top 100, but it's nto the best kurosawa and isn't normally on any list without Sanjuro very near it.
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As for the rest, nah, I disagree with everything you've said. Of course you do  Hi, Mom! as in the DePalma/DeNiro movie and (sort of) sequel to Greetings. I had to include at least one film from the "60's/70's student filmmaker" group, and that one kicks it off for me (the faults of DePalma's and DeNiro's later careers aside). Yes, the Italian version of Bicycle Thief. Yojimbo because loner stories are necessarily better. I wish I could include a Brando flick, but Lon Cheney in the Unknown pulls off the most powerful acting ever put on film imho (even if but for one scene). I've never got a jolt like that like the time I first saw it. The whole film kicks ass though.
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schild
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Ikiru, Ran, Hidden Fortress Seven Samurai - these are better Kurosawa movies. Loners or not. If you haven't seen them, do yourself the favor and do it.
I've always been Meh on the bicycle thief. I see the appeal. But just meh. If I *had* to pick an italian movie i'd probably be weak and say Cinema Paradiso. It's pretty much perfect. Even the longer version is amazing.
I'm not sure what I'd put in my top 10. It would probably look something like this.
Clockwork Orange Charade North by Northwest All the President's Men (or Bob Roberts. I'm torn between these two movies, always.) Battle Royale Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas (or Brazil)
Ya know. This is too fucking hard. I could make a list of the 100 best movies I've ever seen. Maybe I'll do that this weekend.
I do know if I had to pick something from the Coppola/Depalma/Spielberg/Lucas group, I'd fight against the Man. If my hand was forced I'd pick Godfather 1/2.
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Ya know. This is too fucking hard. Yes. But it's still kind of fun. There's probably lots I'd agree with you on a "Top 100" list though. I've seen just about every Kurosawa flick (if not all), and Yojimbo still takes the cake for me. I think I've mentioned it before, but when it comes down to it, I'm a whore for action movies. Especially of the "crafty/asskicking/lone wolf" variety. Yojimbo typifies that. If no Yojimbo, there'd be no Clint, Bruce Lee, Sonny Chiba, Road Warrior, Die Hard, and the like (Yes, I said Die Hard :-D). After Yojimbo though, it's a toss up for me....Throne of Blood, High and Low, Ran, etc.. All immensely great, and I wouldn't argue with any of them being on a Top 100 list. The only shame I feel is not having enough room for Hitchcock on my top 10, yet finding room for Steven Seagall (I think that just may have been my way of saying there is no "top 10"). Out for Justice is definitely one of the most underrated comedies though 
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Citizen Kane The Wizard of Oz The Godfather Schindler's List Rear Window Vertigo Raiders of the Lost Ark Dangerous Liasons Tombstone Jaws
Those are my Ten I think I've enjoyed the most watching.
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Hrm, here's my off the top of my head top 10, I'm sure I'll fiddle around with it later.
The Lion in Winter Fantasia Citizen Kane Lawrence of Arabia The Great White Hope 2001 Airplane The Godfather Dr Strangeglove Pulp Fiction
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I don't know if this counts as a top # list but this is my list of movies that I watch the formatted version on TV whenever I notice them on despite owning the DVD...
Shawshank Redemption Willy Wonka & The Chocalate Factory The Breakfast Club Scarface Red Dawn Saving Private Ryan Usual Suspects The Outsiders
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It makes me sad that Run, Lola, Run isn't on anyone's list. 
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Shawshank Redemption
Anything with Morgan Freeman in it is watchable and often brilliant. Shawshank was awesome. That man has also taken some of the worst scripts out there and elevated them to only mildly crappy movies. That Dreamcatcher (not sure of the name) flick comes to mind. He's the reason I'm looking forward to Batman Begins.
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It makes me sad that Run, Lola, Run isn't on anyone's list.  That would be in my bottom 50. But top 50? No.
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It makes me sad that Run, Lola, Run isn't on anyone's list.  Put it on yours. For myself I would have to go with, in no particular order: Lawrence of Arabia A Bridge on the River Kwai Star Wars :) (I still like it bestest) Yojimbo Ran The Shawshank Redemption Fight Club To Have and Have Not Casablanca Dr. Strangelove: Or How I learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
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I think one of the big problems with top 10 lists is that they try to be based too much on artistic merit. It isn't until you get to number 30-40 that you start getting movies that you could actually watch every day. Twice. And I think that's the real test. For example, I'd probably put Exorcist, Silence of the Lambs, Lost in Translation, The Rock, and Ring somewhere in my top 20. Those movies are infinitely rewatchable to me. If I watched Clockwork Orange or Ran more than 1 time in a month there's a chance my head would cave in on my brain.
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Murgos
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I agree, sort of, Ran is difficult to rewatch too frequently unless you just want to take in the cinematography, Yojimbo, on the other hand is, to me, compltetely rewatchable. Back to back even, but I still think Ran is the better movie.
Shawshank just has something about it that just never fails to be uplifitng no matter how many times I've seen it. After it's over I feel better and the story is just so well told that it flows along effortlessly. But Lawrence of Arabia is a better movie.
I tried to reflect that in my choices, some are my favorites to watch and some are my favorites for what they accomplish in telling thier story.
The top 250 at IMDB is a pretty good list, I don't agree with the order but I do agree with 99% of whats on it.
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