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on: May 03, 2005, 02:48:39 PM

I revisited this, and I just think the Mystic Journey Player of the Day deserves his own thread. WE can periodically review and make fun of the joys of Engrish.

Edit: This month isn't as good as not as good as this one (August 27, 2004):



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Hi there, It's Berry over here..well, though it wasn't my nick the Fairyland but..those who knew me shall hear my big name , Reason? Ha! painful and simple ..cos i m the most talkative member in my clan ..talk almost anything and everything ! And yes, just one word for Fairyland ' I'm lovin it' maybe it's Mc donnal's de slogan , so i make myself one for Fairyland .i m not sure if all might love it but why not give it a try , it is ' No fairyland..no life ' It what i and my spouse ( in fairyland ) talk everytime we online .Simple and painful , why? I have class (school) in the morning and came home in afternoon , the first thing i do was rushing over to the pc and that's the story begin .. the best part? i get to knew all sort of friend ..from all country around the world , disadvantage ? Haha..shall i speak it out ? Alright .honestly..the worse part is ..p2p(pay to play ) is just around the coner , well ..as i say..there's no free lunch in the reality.. so i discuss this with my buddy.. and both of them agree to continue playing even it's CHARGING..why? ' No Fairyland No Life ' YaY !
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Reply #1 on: May 03, 2005, 02:51:32 PM

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Then later i joined her clan, MarSHeaVeN. "Hey guys, let's come to Mars, dun miss the Earth and the ppl ard XD, rocket will not wait for u, go inside fastXD". Here thx Daze, wind, erase and unbreakable for the funXD.

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Reply #2 on: May 03, 2005, 02:54:59 PM

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Reply #3 on: May 03, 2005, 02:55:30 PM

My mind just went SPROING!

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Reply #4 on: May 03, 2005, 02:58:04 PM



The forums are funny too.

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Reply #5 on: May 03, 2005, 03:16:58 PM

I want to change this to the "why Asia is way funnier than America" thread. Can someone do that please?



Fragrance Tales?



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Reply #6 on: May 03, 2005, 03:19:35 PM

No wonder their eyes are glazed over - they are all coked out.

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Reply #7 on: May 03, 2005, 03:36:39 PM

Jesus H Christ, I didn't even get through the first sentence of that quote before I had a mental seizure.

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Reply #8 on: May 03, 2005, 05:13:23 PM

bra-fucking-vo...

Somebody should put the Touch-Dic up here too, heh.

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Reply #9 on: May 03, 2005, 05:14:59 PM

I was going to wait for someone else to notice, but I can't help myself.

"Fragrance Tale" is for 12 year olds.

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Reply #10 on: May 03, 2005, 09:38:24 PM

I was going to wait for someone else to notice, but I can't help myself.

"Fragrance Tale" is for 12 year olds.

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Reply #11 on: May 04, 2005, 08:02:09 AM

Its like my mind went in to self defense mode. Without consiously trying, I just started skim reading it after the first sentence. I think any actual effort to comprehend that could have done damage.

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Reply #12 on: May 04, 2005, 09:52:34 AM



Aww..., c'mon baby.

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Reply #13 on: May 04, 2005, 09:54:56 AM



Wait, Princess Maker 4?! There are more? This is a sim for young gay boys.

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Reply #14 on: May 04, 2005, 09:56:18 AM

Okay, last one until someone else posts, I promise. You just gotta take a looksy at this:


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Reply #15 on: May 04, 2005, 10:23:47 AM

Wow... the blue haired boy has big breasts.

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Reply #16 on: May 04, 2005, 11:11:52 AM

Wait, Princess Maker 4?! There are more? This is a sim for young gay boys.

Nope.  Actually its a sim for middle-aged business men.

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Reply #17 on: May 04, 2005, 11:15:31 AM

*shudder*

I think the husboyfriend and I are gonna get a Japanese/NTSC PS2 console so I can start ordering some of this shit. He warned me that it'll mostly be dialog-heavy dating sims, but hey, whatevs. I need something new.

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Reply #18 on: May 04, 2005, 11:21:25 AM

*shudder*

I think the husboyfriend and I are gonna get a Japanese/NTSC PS2 console so I can start ordering some of this shit. He warned me that it'll mostly be dialog-heavy dating sims, but hey, whatevs. I need something new.

Easier to buy JP dating sims for the PC, if you are serious about it.

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Reply #19 on: May 04, 2005, 11:24:20 AM

No, I just want the console games. I'm totally not serious about it. I want to play the Japanese version of some of my old faves anyways.  Besides, we have three consoles, a handheld and only one PC, and since I don't like MMOGs and he does, we usually divvy up the geek room that way.

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Reply #20 on: May 04, 2005, 12:29:41 PM

Besides, we have three consoles, a handheld and only one PC, and since I don't like MMOGs and he does, we usually divvy up the geek room that way.

Sounds like my wife, except that she influences me to play the consoles so I can sit next to her on the couch.  She is playing The Sims 2 on her laptop while I'm playing <insert Xbox/Cube/PS2 title>, but if I want to play WoW or GW or look at Japanese porn... forget it.

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Reply #21 on: May 04, 2005, 01:31:15 PM

Okay, last one until someone else posts, I promise. You just gotta take a looksy at this:



I wonder if that is a giant robot fighting game...

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Reply #22 on: May 04, 2005, 01:31:56 PM

Do they have hentai games? They should.

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Reply #23 on: May 04, 2005, 01:38:34 PM

Do they have hentai games? They should.

They do on PC, but I don't know about consoles.  Seems unlikely, but then you can buy used panties from vending machines in Japan.

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Reply #24 on: May 04, 2005, 01:39:44 PM

Do they have hentai games? They should.

It's hard to use a PS2 controller with one hand.

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Reply #25 on: May 04, 2005, 01:41:33 PM

Do they have hentai games? They should.

It's hard to use a PS2 controller with one hand.

Unless you are playing Rumble Roses.

Or so I am told.

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Reply #26 on: May 04, 2005, 07:36:11 PM

Okay, last one until someone else posts, I promise. You just gotta take a looksy at this:



I wonder if that is a giant robot fighting game...
Those are definately characters from Evangelion(a 'giant robot' anime, for the uninitiated).  The two female Eva pilots, whose names I do not care enough to look up.

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Reply #27 on: May 05, 2005, 12:08:10 PM

Any particular reason why the brunette's "helmet" has to bear a striking resemblance to cat ears?

And no, I really, really don't need anyone to answer that question.

So, if the game is based on Evengelion, does that mean that every five minutes of game play you get to hear a theme song and watch a recap of what you did five minutes ago?

Yes Lily, there are plenty of hentai games out there (for PC anyways). Most of them make baby Pikachu cry.

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Reply #28 on: May 05, 2005, 12:19:04 PM

Does one play the twelve-tentacled monster or the pubeless girl in the sailor outfit? Gross, don't answer that.


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Reply #29 on: May 05, 2005, 12:36:31 PM

In my experience, one plays the geeky fucker who somehow gets women to throw that poonanny around like it's candy.

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Reply #30 on: May 05, 2005, 12:51:49 PM

Hoodalolly. I guess I can understand the appeal. Still, gross.

They have Hello-Kitty patterned consoles in Japan. I'm so jealous.



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Reply #32 on: May 05, 2005, 12:58:05 PM



OW. That was right in my eye, you bastard.

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Reply #33 on: May 05, 2005, 01:10:24 PM

Oh. My. GAH!!!!!!!!

I MUST HAVE ONE. How can I have lived this long without knowing such joy?

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Reply #34 on: May 05, 2005, 01:15:04 PM

Come on now.  Everyone knows there are no XBoxes in Japan.

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