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Topic: Eat me. (Read 16162 times)
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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Atkins is for hosehard fucktards. Carbs are teh winnzar.
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Shockeye
Staff Emeritus
Posts: 6668
Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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Hefty trio down 12 1/2-pound hamburgerMay 10, 2005 (UNION TOWNSHIP, N.J.) — The Clinton Station Diner's 12 1/2-pound "Zeus" burger met its match Monday in the person of 345-pound "Gentleman Joe" Menchetti and two slightly less hefty friends. The trio managed to devour the monster meat patty plus 2 1/2-pound bun and 3 pounds of fixings in one hour, 11 minutes and 52 seconds. Their Herculean effort bested five other teams that had come to take part in an event billed as America's Biggest Burger Eating Competition. All for a good cause. Proceeds from the event at least $500 are being donated to Operation Shoebox New Jersey 2005, a volunteer effort to ship such items as candy, toilet paper and other personal items to the troops in Iraq. Diner owner Michael Zambas staged the event to celebrate the diner's one-year anniversary. He was also donating 15 percent of the Monday night dinner receipts to Operation Shoebox. Manchetti's teammates on the Tri-State Titans included Dominick "The Doginator" Cardo, 46, a competitive eater is from Bartonsville, Pa., who weighs 325 pounds, and Arnie "Chowhound" Chapman of Oceanside, N.Y., the lightweight at 240 pounds. He is president of the Association of Independent Competitive Eaters. |
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Paelos
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See, now this should be in PE instead of cup stacking. Eating competitions are the wave of the future!
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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Margalis
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I think everyone is allergic to beef.
Have you ever not eaten beef for a few months?
When you go back to you, you get physically ill.
I was about to say the same thing. I was a vegetarian for a couple years and after that the first time I ate beef it was just absolutely foul, I mean disgusting. |
vampirehipi23: I would enjoy a book written by a monkey and turned into a movie rather than this.
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Polysorbate80
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I think everyone is allergic to beef.
Have you ever not eaten beef for a few months?
When you go back to you, you get physically ill.
I was about to say the same thing. I was a vegetarian for a couple years and after that the first time I ate beef it was just absolutely foul, I mean disgusting. It's not uncommon for something like that to happen when you introduce food your body's not used to into your diet. |
“Why the fuck would you ... ?” is like 80% of the conversation with Poly — Chimpy
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Paelos
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In the words of Ron White -
"I didn't climb to the top of the food chain to eat carrots."
Friend: "I'm feeling ill, I think that soup had beef broth in it."
Ron: "Your system's kicking back broth??? Heh, you're a MANLY man."
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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Strazos
Greetings from the Slave Coast
Posts: 15542
The World's Worst Game: Curry or Covid
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Heh, I love Tater Tot.
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Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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Polysorbate80
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I thought he was "Tater Salad" and his kid was "Tater Tot"...?
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“Why the fuck would you ... ?” is like 80% of the conversation with Poly — Chimpy
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Pococurante
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Heh - my favorite story of his ever is how he got thrown out of eleven NYC bars in a single night.
"I don't know how many guys it takes to kick my ass. <long pause> But I knew how many they were gonna use."
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