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on: May 03, 2005, 08:28:14 AM

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Pa. Eatery Offers New 15-Pound Burger

CLEARFIELD, Pa. - The burger war is growing. Literally. Denny's Beer Barrel Pub, which lost its crown as the home of the world's biggest burger earlier this year, is now offering a new burger that weighs a whopping 15 pounds.
 
Dubbed the Beer Barrel Belly Buster, the burger comes with 10.5 pounds of ground beef, 25 slices of cheese, a head of lettuce, three tomatoes, two onions, a cup-and-a-half each of mayonnaise, relish, ketchup, mustard and banana peppers — and a bun.

It costs $30.

"It can feed a family of 10," said Denny Liegey Sr., the restaurant's owner.

Denny's Beer Barrel Pub had offered a 6-pound burger — with 5 pounds of toppings.

In February, a 100-pound female college student became the first to eat the burger within the three-hour time limit. Kate Stelnick, of Princeton, N.J., was awarded a special certificate, a T-shirt and other prizes and Leigey picked up the $23.95 tab for the burger.

One month later, the Clinton Station Diner in Clinton, N.J., introduced a 12.5-pound burger dubbed Zeus.

So Liegey responded, and the Belly Buster was born.

Over the weekend, four men took the challenge, but couldn't get through the entire burger. They opted for doggie bags, instead.

"It's a little too much for me to handle," said Steve Hepburn, of Clearfield. "It's like trying to eat half a cow."
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Reply #1 on: May 03, 2005, 08:40:03 AM

Who wants a bet on the first restaurant to bring back the Roman Vomitoriums?

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Reply #2 on: May 03, 2005, 08:45:58 AM

I think packing 10 pounds of ground beef into your body in one sitting would cause your colon to burst.

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Reply #3 on: May 03, 2005, 08:57:30 AM

I think packing 10 pounds of ground beef into your body in one sitting would cause your colon to burst.

What if they allowed you to eat it on a makeshift toilet?

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Reply #4 on: May 03, 2005, 09:59:51 AM

Food Network had the top 10 places to stuff yourself. I think the predecessor of this burger was one of them. I was just happy to see Beth's Cafe listed as well. (They make a sick 12 Egg Omelet).

I can't imagine eating that much food. It would stop being good after the first 10 bites.

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Reply #5 on: May 03, 2005, 11:06:12 AM

After eating that much beef, I think I'd want to vomit every time someone even mentioned the word hamburger in my presence. That's enough meat to block two arteries.

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Reply #6 on: May 03, 2005, 11:16:54 AM

Last I checked, gluttony was still one of the 7 deadly sins.

Way to go, christians!
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Reply #7 on: May 03, 2005, 11:30:00 AM

After eating that much beef, I think I'd want to vomit every time someone even mentioned the word hamburger in my presence. That's enough meat to block two arteries.

I got progressively sicker the more I read.

Can't imagine eating it, and I'm a big eater.
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Reply #8 on: May 03, 2005, 11:38:08 AM

I think I could take 6 pounds of beef.  Probably not 10.  And the toppings would definitely do me in either way.   tongue
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Reply #9 on: May 03, 2005, 11:42:27 AM

Last I checked, gluttony was still one of the 7 deadly sins.

Way to go, christians!

I think America is taking gluttony and sloth to new levels unheard of in ancient times. Wake up with the King. Then, there's no need for walking around your office. Afterwards, have a fry-dog.

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Reply #10 on: May 03, 2005, 11:46:38 AM

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Reply #11 on: May 03, 2005, 12:00:39 PM

That first link from Paelos had commentary worse than the damn WoW boards.

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Reply #12 on: May 03, 2005, 12:15:49 PM

Honestly? I'm craving a hamburger now.

I am American.  Hear me eat.
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Reply #13 on: May 03, 2005, 12:16:54 PM

That first link from Paelos had commentary worse than the damn WoW boards.

Yes.  But they seem to have more hate than us.

This is unacceptable.
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Reply #14 on: May 03, 2005, 12:30:48 PM

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Reply #15 on: May 03, 2005, 01:20:49 PM

Jesus God, it's like the Japanese made a monster movie about the evils of American commercialism. Only with rednecks.

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Reply #16 on: May 03, 2005, 01:40:02 PM

Secretsauce!

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Reply #17 on: May 03, 2005, 01:57:39 PM

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One month later, the Clinton Station Diner in Clinton, N.J., introduced a 12.5-pound burger dubbed Zeus.
My god, that's 20 minutes from here, I think lunch for the department is on me in the near future... I may need to see this puppy first hand!

(it's sad that this is the topic that pushes me beyond just being a lurker here, isn't it?... food rules my life  embarassed)
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Reply #18 on: May 03, 2005, 02:22:43 PM

Make sure to take pictures.

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Reply #19 on: May 03, 2005, 02:28:46 PM

Dang but I love a good hamburger.

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"It can feed a family of 10," said Denny Liegey Sr., the restaurant's owner.

Clearly this guy hasn't spent much time in Oregon. That fucker would feed a family of four here because our residents are hell of large and in charge.

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Reply #20 on: May 03, 2005, 03:52:36 PM

I think I could take 6 pounds of beef.

I bet you could, you little whore.


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Reply #21 on: May 03, 2005, 03:55:42 PM

Somehow reading this has made me  happier that I'm no longer allowed to eat beef.
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Reply #22 on: May 03, 2005, 04:04:20 PM

Heh, this needs to be moved out from Useless News; Lou Dobbs just covered it.

Or else move Lou to Useless News.

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Reply #23 on: May 03, 2005, 04:47:27 PM

I think I could take 6 pounds of beef.

I bet you could, you little whore.

Don't flatter yourself.
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Reply #24 on: May 03, 2005, 05:01:57 PM

Somehow reading this has made happier that I'm no longer allowed to eat beef.

Huh?
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Reply #25 on: May 03, 2005, 05:05:00 PM

Somehow reading this has made happier that I'm no longer allowed to eat beef.
Huh?
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Reply #26 on: May 04, 2005, 08:09:38 AM

Heh, this needs to be moved out from Useless News; Lou Dobbs just covered it.

Or else move Lou to Useless News.

Definitely the latter. Of course, I could say that about almost any "mainstream" media outlet now.

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Reply #27 on: May 04, 2005, 08:14:12 AM

Somehow reading this has me made happier that I'm no longer allowed to eat beef.

Huh?

Despite the obvious word ommission that I just included: food allergy.

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Reply #28 on: May 04, 2005, 08:18:44 AM

Somehow reading this has me made happier that I'm no longer allowed to eat beef.

Huh?

Despite the obvious word ommission that I just included: food allergy.

Hey my last girlfriend was allergic to beef.

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Reply #29 on: May 04, 2005, 08:21:20 AM

Hey my last girlfriend was allergic to beef.

Two words:  Veggie wrap.

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Reply #30 on: May 04, 2005, 10:07:26 AM

Somehow reading this has me made happier that I'm no longer allowed to eat beef.

Huh?

Despite the obvious word ommission that I just included: food allergy.

Hey my last girlfriend was allergic to beef.

Are you sure she wasn't just saying that so she wouldn't have to get the hot beef injections?

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Reply #31 on: May 04, 2005, 10:12:05 AM

Somehow reading this has me made happier that I'm no longer allowed to eat beef.

Huh?

Despite the obvious word ommission that I just included: food allergy.

That is the sadest thing I have heard today. Maybe all week. So can you take a claritin and enjoy the cow or what?

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Reply #32 on: May 04, 2005, 01:03:14 PM

I think everyone is allergic to beef.

Have you ever not eaten beef for a few months?

When you go back to you, you get physically ill.
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Reply #33 on: May 04, 2005, 01:51:00 PM

I think everyone is allergic to beef.

Have you ever not eaten beef for a few months?

When you go back to you, you get physically ill.

Same thing with carbs.  I did the atkins thing very strictly for a few months and the first time I ate some bread I literally got dizzy and had to go lie down.

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Reply #34 on: May 04, 2005, 01:52:40 PM

That was pleasure you were experiencing. After so long on Atkins, there is little wonder you didn't recognize the sensation.

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