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Samwise
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on: May 02, 2005, 06:38:35 PM

This thing is awesome.

Here are the two I've done so far:

Moebius ants (about 10' wide)
Rude kitty (about 4' wide)

I can sense great prank potential within this thing, but haven't quite figured out how to harness it.  Yet.
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Reply #1 on: May 02, 2005, 06:41:20 PM

So uh, you used about 100 sheets of paper to put Moebius Ants on your wall?

Psycho.
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Reply #2 on: May 02, 2005, 06:42:39 PM

I've been trying to find a constructive way to channel my aggression.
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Reply #3 on: May 02, 2005, 07:06:22 PM

I've been trying to find a constructive way to channel my aggression.

Now I see why we have these avatars.
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Reply #4 on: May 02, 2005, 07:47:43 PM

Note to self.... schild knows too much.
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Reply #5 on: May 02, 2005, 09:54:47 PM

Yeah...fuck trees, right?

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Reply #6 on: May 02, 2005, 10:13:21 PM

Now to find a good-sized image of a nicely nude woman....

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Reply #7 on: May 02, 2005, 10:30:39 PM

Must....resist.....

Man...don't throw softballs like that around. We're tempted to go 'Yard with them.

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Reply #8 on: May 03, 2005, 07:00:35 PM

Thought I would try it out myself:



Didn't take me long at all to do that, I'll try a more "professional" looking one over the weekend (already bought the poster board).
« Last Edit: May 04, 2005, 04:01:31 PM by Ookii »

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Reply #9 on: May 04, 2005, 01:25:35 PM

This is cool.
Those in the neighbouring magazines were probably wondering why their proofsheets and whatnot took so long to come out and why the bigass Xerox-printer was spitting out strange images... after I sent that link to my nearest colleagues.

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Reply #10 on: May 04, 2005, 04:18:04 PM

Yeah...fuck trees, right?

HEY! We don't take kindly to trees 'round here!

( I couldn't find the suitable South Park image, so just picture a redneck pointing angrily at you ).

Wiiiiii!
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Reply #11 on: May 04, 2005, 06:03:16 PM

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Reply #12 on: May 05, 2005, 03:36:02 PM

Now to find a good-sized image of a nicely nude woman....

As opposed to a nicely image of a good-sized woman?



NO


There, I hot-linked instead. Sorry if any of you got in trouble at work, or lost your lunch.
« Last Edit: May 05, 2005, 03:40:24 PM by voodoolily »

Voodoo & Sauce - a blog.
The Legend of Zephyr - a different blog.
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Reply #13 on: May 05, 2005, 03:39:09 PM

Thanks, I was just getting ready to edit that out.

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Reply #14 on: May 06, 2005, 08:56:14 AM

There, I hot-linked instead. Sorry if any of you got in trouble at work, or lost your lunch.

I'm scared to look.

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Reply #15 on: May 06, 2005, 09:00:31 AM

Trust that instinct.
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Reply #16 on: May 06, 2005, 10:41:10 AM

It's really a whole lotta woman...
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Reply #17 on: May 06, 2005, 11:07:15 AM

It's really a whole lotta woman...

Just think of it as 5 chicks at once.

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Reply #18 on: May 07, 2005, 01:18:34 PM

Thats not really disgusting because you can't identify it as a human being.

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Reply #19 on: May 07, 2005, 02:12:47 PM

It's really a whole lotta woman...

Just think of it as 5 chicks at once.

No, that sounds kinda hot.
Imagine five girls going to a photoshoot. One is slightly overweight and feeling a tad peckish. While waiting for the photographer to set up lights and whatnot, she eats the other four. The photographer decides to shoot anyway.
This picture is the result.
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Reply #20 on: May 07, 2005, 02:37:28 PM

Wow. That's disgusting.
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Reply #21 on: May 08, 2005, 07:02:06 PM

How in the world does someone become that fat? If I were half that size I'd just stop eating entirely.

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Reply #22 on: May 09, 2005, 07:55:33 AM

People obese for reasons other than lifestyle often eat less of a diet than would shame a Gandhi.  It's possible she's simply an out-of-control bonbon eater but IMO to be *that* obese it's much more likely glandular.
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Reply #23 on: May 09, 2005, 08:37:08 AM

She might have a bad case of photoshop.
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Reply #24 on: May 09, 2005, 09:14:49 AM

She might have a bad case of photoshop.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's a medical condition these days.

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Reply #25 on: May 09, 2005, 09:17:56 AM

She might have a bad case of photoshop.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's a medical condition these days.

Yes. It is.
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Reply #26 on: May 09, 2005, 05:32:56 PM

Your Link-Fu is weak this day.

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