Keanu Gets It On With Diane

[Trippy]

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Keanu Gets It On With Diane

Keanu Reeves and Diane Keaton are rumoured to be Hollywood's newest odd couple.

Reeves, 40, and Keaton, 59, played lovers in 2003 film Something's Gotta Give and have become increasingly close in real life.

She has become a frequent visitor to his Los Angeles home recently, they speak on the phone a lot and Diane attended the ceremony when Keanu received a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

Keaton's past loves include Woody Allen, Al Pacino and Warren Beatty while Keanu was linked with Amanda De Cadenet.

His ex-girlfriend Jennifer Syme was pregnant with their child in 1999 but the baby was stillborn and Syme was killed two years later in a car accident.

Sandro Monetti

[schild]

40 -> 59 aint nothing compared to however old Kutcher and Moore were.

[Trippy]

40 -> 59 aint nothing compared to however old Kutcher and Moore were.

27 -> 42, but I understand what you are saying -- you don't get the same "Mrs. Robinson" impression since Keanu is so much older than Ashton.

[Strazos]

His ex-girlfriend Jennifer Syme was pregnant with their child in 1999 but the baby was stillborn and Syme was killed two years later in a car accident.

Sandro Monetti

Ouch. 

[HaemishM]

But then, Demi Moore is still hot, while thinking of Diane Keaton naked turns me to an innie.

[voodoolily]

His ex-girlfriend Jennifer Syme was pregnant with their child in 1999 but the baby was stillborn and Syme was killed two years later in a car accident.

Sandro Monetti

Ouch. 

Are you serious? That's the funniest shit I've ever heard.

[Paelos]

But then, Demi Moore is still hot, while thinking of Diane Keaton naked turns me to an innie.

"Hey baby, how about you slip out of those Depend undergarments and I'll show you a good time."

HAWT!

[voodoolily]

But then, Demi Moore is still hot, while thinking of Diane Keaton naked turns me to an innie.

"Hey baby, how about you slip out of those Depend undergarments and I'll show you a good time."

HAWT!

From this week's Savage Love:

So, Dan, I read your column, buy your books, enjoy your op-eds in the New York Times, respect what you do. But I must say, up until now I've read your advice to laugh at the freaks, as I had never encountered any kink beyond the "normal" realm of sexual creativity. But my boyfriend just suggested, in the kindest way, that he wants me to wear diapers for him. Diapers, Dan. Diapers. I want to be a GGG gal but realistically, how do I suck up my inner monologue that says this is absolutely ridiculous? And how can I continue to respect my statuesque boyfriend, especially without psychoanalyzing his need to baby me like this? He says he doesn't want me to, you know, "go boom boom" in them. I think it's pre-sex wear, like thongs and garters, only more absorbent.

Going Ga-Ga


Most people with a diaper fetish want to wear them, GGG, not put them on another person. That makes your boyfriend a freak among freaks. I've always regarded diapers as a "fetish too far," meaning a kink that even the most GGG partner has a right to balk at. But seeing as how you're already emotionally invested in this guy, and seeing as how your boyfriend is statuesque, and seeing as how no "boom boom" is involved… you might want to go there with him, GGG. Who knows? If you can suppress the giggles long enough to get through one or two diaper sessions, maybe--just maybe--you'll find that you enjoy that baggy-assed feeling more than you thought you would. Or, more likely, you will take enough delight in his enjoyment of it to make it bearable, and eventually you will achieve a Zen indifference to his kink, neither repulsed or turned on, but willing to indulge him.

[Bunk]

As much as I've defended Bruce's right to post in the past, it makes me feel safer that he isn't around at the moment to jump in to this thread.

[HaemishM]

Yes.

[voodoolily]

Shhh! You might manifest his presence by talking about him.

[SuperPopTart]

Mua ha ha.

Did someone mention.... B r u c e?

[WayAbvPar]

Thankfully, that only works with D*r*k Sm*rt.


And Hastur.

[shiznitz]

Keanu is 40? Jesus.

[Strazos]

Wait, so people think I look like a 40-year old burn-out?

hmmm

I'm not sure if I should w00t because people no longer think I look 12, or cry because I look 40....

Bleh.

[stray]

I'm not sure if I should w00t because people no longer think I look 12, or cry because I look 40....

Bleh.

27 here, and I still get carded. And I'm 6'4".

Either people who work at convenience stores are idiots (fat chance) or they're trying to slip in a compliment...? Maybe I'll look the age I am now when I'm 50. So I guess that's a good thing.

[Bunk]

I was carded till I was 25 or 26, and drinking age up here's only 19.  Then once my hair thinned out a bit on top, they stopped carding me.  So there's the secret for you.

[stray]

I was carded till I was 25 or 26, and drinking age up here's only 19.  Then once my hair thinned out a bit on top, they stopped carding me.  So there's the secret for you.

My Mom's father had a very bushy head. I'm screwed. 

[Alkiera]

Around here, most places have a 100% carding policy, i.e. they card people who are obviously old enough to be getting social security checks.

Alkiera

[schild]

I was carded until I was 16. I happened to not drink, but clubs and whatnot were no problem.

Except for Dave and Busters. Those people would card a 96 year old.

I have a full head of hair that's not letting up.

[HaemishM]

I'm almost 34 and I STILL get carded at most places. I find it saddening that these places will require me to prove my identity and age when I want to buy a beer, but they care nothing about running my checkcard without checking to see if I am who I'm supposed to be. That's just fucking sad.

[Fargull]

I am with Haem, I will be 36 in July and if I shave I always get carded, not might, always...

[voodoolily]

I am with Haem, I will be 36 in July and if I shave I always get carded, not might, always...

......?

I thought Fargull was a chick. Stupid misleading avatars!

[stray]

Hey, chicks can grow beards too!

[Furiously]

It's the ignornet. Every woman is a 35 year old man.

[Bunk]

I'm almost 34 and I STILL get carded at most places. I find it saddening that these places will require me to prove my identity and age when I want to buy a beer, but they care nothing about running my checkcard without checking to see if I am who I'm supposed to be. That's just fucking sad.

I found that being skinny also adds to making you look younger Haemish. So if you're skinny (if I remember right you are), and not losing your hair, you're screwed.

Now Schild, admiting that you weren't being carded at 16 is kind of scary. I had visions of that picture of Wiccan make-up kid.

[Strazos]

I'm pretty sure I will never go bald.

I don't have a receding hairline, I have an Impeding hairline.

[schild]

Now Schild, admiting that you weren't being carded at 16 is kind of scary. I had visions of that picture of Wiccan make-up kid.

I had to shave daily by the time I was 15. Nowhere near as scruffy or fucked up as that wiccan kid though.

[Bunk]

I fogot to add the shaving thing to my list of reasons why you get carded. Thanks to a native Great Grandmother (at least this is what I tell myself) I didn't have to shave daily till I was at least 25. Still can't grow facial hair thick enough to not look ghey.

[Fargull]

I am with Haem, I will be 36 in July and if I shave I always get carded, not might, always...

......?

I thought Fargull was a chick. Stupid misleading avatars!

Does that mean you look like Jack Black or the bald guy?

The avatar is Norah Jones, that woman can make love with just her voice.

[AOFanboi]

Does that mean you look like Jack Black or the bald guy?

That would be Kyle Gass, the second half of the most Tenacious duo.

[voodoolily]

I am with Haem, I will be 36 in July and if I shave I always get carded, not might, always...

......?

I thought Fargull was a chick. Stupid misleading avatars!

Does that mean you look like Jack Black or the bald guy?

The avatar is Norah Jones, that woman can make love with just her voice.

I know who Norah Jones is, it's just that you seem to not be an asshole. 
For the record, I look exactly like Jack Black.

[Fargull]

Yeah, I'm only an asshole when pushed really hard against a wall.  All my friends think it is a character flaw, but I just find sly sarcasm works much better than in your face bafoonery.  And by in your face bafoonery, I do not mean Haemish.

[schild]

Haemish is more tomfoolery than bafoonery.

*ducks*

I kid, I kid.

[voodoolily]

What's the avatar flavor of the week? I'm getting tired of Fat Affleck's fat face, schild. Can it be Jude Law this week?