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Trippy
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Ben Affleck, Jennifer Garner Said EngagedNEW YORK - Call it Bennifer: Part Deux. Nine months after they started dating, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner are engaged, People and Star magazines are reporting.
Citing a "close friend" of Affleck's, People says the "Pearl Harbor" actor has been privately spreading the news. A friend of Garner's told the magazine in February that she expected Affleck to propose.
Affleck's publicist, Ken Sunshine, would not comment on the reports. A call to Garner's rep was not returned.
As you may have heard, Affleck got engaged to Jennifer Lopez in 2002, but they called it off in January 2004. As opposed to the ridiculous amount of publicity Affleck got with J.Lo, he and Garner have stayed on the down low.
They met while shooting the action flick "Daredevil," but didn't begin dating until 2004. Their lone public appearance together has been a trip to the 2004 World Series in Boston.
The marriage would be Garner's second. The 33-year-old "Alias" star was divorced from actor Scott Foley in March 2004.
I only mention this cause of the recent avatar changes.
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WayAbvPar
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Their progeny will have the biggest man-jaws in the history of humanity. Jay Leno won't have shit on them kids.
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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Hell, I'm just glad someone else is posting today. I'm running out of ideas and jpegs.
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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All I can say is...
MATT DA-MON.
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Bunk
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Hell, I'm just glad someone else is posting today. I'm running out of ideas and jpegs.
At your present rate, by the end of today, you will have doubled the post count I have attained over the entire lifetime of this board. |
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schild
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What?
Daredevil is marrying Elektra?
My mind is blown.
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Furiously
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All I can say is...
MATT DA-MON.
You rang? How do you like dem apples? |
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murdoc
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Apparently Vegas has odds on the next Jennifer he'll marry, with Aniston being the odds on favorite. Jennifer Love-Hewitt and Jennifer Jason Leigh round out the top three.
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Have you tried the internet? It's made out of millions of people missing the point of everything and then getting angry about it
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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All I can say is...
MATT DA-MON.
You rang? How do you like dem apples? Applesauce, bitch. |
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schild
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I don't get it. Furiously quoted Good Will Hunting. Then Haemish said something very weird and not from Kevin Smith's Good Will Hunting II: Hunting Season. PLEASE EXPLAIN. IT'S FAR TOO EARLY FOR ME TO BE UP. I NO GET YOUR OBSCURE JOKES.  |
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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Actually, that line IS from Good Will Hunting II: Hunting Season. Right after Matt Damon shoots the blonde prick, either he or Fat Affleck says, "Applesauce, Bitch!"
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schild
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Goddamnit. My mind must be clouded by bewbies.
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Furiously
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<----- see my avatar - I went to Matt Damon in response to all your Bens.
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Strazos
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The World's Worst Game: Curry or Covid
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Goddamnit. My mind must be clouded by bewbies.
I'll take boob-induced stupidity over crack-induced. |
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