My new conditioner makes my hair stink.

[Sobelius]

No way. This is completely SFW. That racoon mounting the dog picture looks like something from 1926. It's got history!

Biker ass + yiffing or whatever noise racoon's make = bad!

"Monica and Chandler! Monica and Chandler!! Oh my eyes! My eyes!!"
- Phoebe Bouffet

[voodoolily]

[voodoolily]

[Furiously]

Does that shirt say Mensa?

[voodoolily]

Is that a girl? Or worse, would someone actually give their retarded son a Prince Lancelot haircut?

[Signe]

err.. Prince Valiant was the poof with the hair.  Lancelot was the womanizer with the French perfume.

[stray]

But make no mistake, if you're a skinny geeky guy who smells like an Italian super model, you WILL get booty.

Everybody can get booty if they want it.

Stuff like Standards get in the way a lot.

Has nothing to do with lowering your standards and everything to do with selling yourself short. That's the problem with people. Not their cologne.

*"Your" and "Yourself" not meaning you, but in general*

[Shockeye]

I apologize to any Canadians, other than Bunk, who I might have offended with my comment. I am very sorry and will drink a cup of maple syrup to atone.

I probably will not be posting useless news until next week sometime due to complications with my son's surgery. He's currently in the pediatric intensive care unit due to respiratory problems which will hopefully clear up over the next couple days. He's a brave trooper and the thought of coming home to his gamecube and playing Mario Tennis for hours on end is big motivation. If you need useless news before I get back, just go to Fark since I obviously steal everything from there.

To everyone that has a problem with useless news or me in general: you are a bunch of whiny bitches and deserve every bad thing that happens in your life.

Toodles.

[Trippy]

I probably will not be posting useless news until next week sometime due to complications with my son's surgery. He's currently in the pediatric intensive care unit due to respiratory problems which will hopefully clear up over the next couple days.

Best wishes on your son's recovery.

[SnotBag]

I apologize to any Canadians, other than Bunk, who I might have offended with my comment. I am very sorry and will drink a cup of maple syrup to atone.

Holy smokes, I've known Shockeye for many years, and I've never heard him apologize for offending Canadian’s before!

If there is anything the Ms. or I can do to assist you or yours - DO NOT hesitate to call!

SnotBag

[Furiously]

I apologize to any Canadians, other than Bunk, who I might have offended with my comment. I am very sorry and will drink a cup of maple syrup to atone.

I probably will not be posting useless news until next week sometime due to complications with my son's surgery. He's currently in the pediatric intensive care unit due to respiratory problems which will hopefully clear up over the next couple days. He's a brave trooper and the thought of coming home to his gamecube and playing Mario Tennis for hours on end is big motivation. If you need useless news before I get back, just go to Fark since I obviously steal everything from there.

To everyone that has a problem with useless news or me in general: you are a bunch of whiny bitches and deserve every bad thing that happens in your life.

Toodles.

Thank you sir, may I have another.

[Stephen Zepp]

Thoughts are with you Shockeye, and your son. May he recover well and quickly, and beat the next level of whatever he's wanting to play!

[Signe]

Much love and best wishes for a speedy gonzalez to wee mini Shockeye sprog.  Let us know how he's doing.  I'm thinking happy thoughts about him.

[Paelos]

Yep, here's to a speedy recovery.

[Fargull]

Shockeye you and yours are in my thoughts.  Best wishes.

I would like to point out that for some reason the fact everyone is posting their wishes in a thread started by voodoo about her odd smelling hair seems strangly fitting.

[Strazos]

Once again....

PWNED.

And good luck to l'lil Shocky. Hopefully his status is temporary.

[Sobelius]

Take all the time you need Shockeye. We're rooting for your son despite the possibility he may grow up to be just like you! Bless his little Gamecube-shaped heart.

[Bunk]

Hey Shockeye, all my best to your son. Here's to a quick and speedy recovery.

[HaemishM]

The PopTart and myself are praying for your little tyke, Shockeye. We WUV U!!!  :-D

[voodoolily]

Yes, Mr. Eye, wish the lil' tyke a get-well-soon. I, in your stead, shall inundate everyone with ridiculous threads and off-putting imagery.

Edit: Update! My hair has either stopped smelling or my nose is desensitized to the foreign odor. Hoorah!

[SuperPopTart]

I apologize to any Canadians, other than Bunk, who I might have offended with my comment. I am very sorry and will drink a cup of maple syrup to atone.

I probably will not be posting useless news until next week sometime due to complications with my son's surgery. He's currently in the pediatric intensive care unit due to respiratory problems which will hopefully clear up over the next couple days. He's a brave trooper and the thought of coming home to his gamecube and playing Mario Tennis for hours on end is big motivation. If you need useless news before I get back, just go to Fark since I obviously steal everything from there.

To everyone that has a problem with useless news or me in general: you are a bunch of whiny bitches and deserve every bad thing that happens in your life.

Toodles.

Hello Mr.Snappy.

Okay so I haven't posted much because well, I have no one to troll and I'm not going to start the day off with a troll post so I'll be sweet and all happy. You, Mr.Eye are one of my faaavvvvooourrrriitteee F13ies. The husband and I can only say that above all, that little boy is strong of spirit and heart and we have faith that he will return home stronger, healthier and feeling better than ever. Your entire family, and especially the little one remain in our thoughts and prayers and if you need anything at all, we are here. Please keep us up to date, if and when it is possible.

Many Hugs, No Trolling Posts and a Big Chips Ahoy Cookie.

Ana.

[Sobelius]

Yes, Mr. Eye, wish the lil' tyke a get-well-soon. I, in your stead, shall inundate everyone with ridiculous threads and off-putting imagery.

Edit: Update! My hair has either stopped smelling or my nose is desensitized to the foreign odor. Hoorah!

DOH! No *wonder* what's left of my hair started smelling odd today -- I kid you not, it smells like gasoline. I don't know how it happened but I'd cry if it weren't so funny. I used a Tea Tree scalp scrub on my beautiful bald pate this morning. I don't use it often but have never had it smell like gasoline before. I guess that means I have stinky scalp. I've warned my coworkers not to light matches near me. I do not want to become the office "flaming head". I think someone else around my office has that title anyway.

[voodoolily]

I generally find the antiseptic odor of tea tree oil to resemble gasoline or some other phenolic substance. Very medicine-y.

Who's the flaming head, anyway?

[MaceVanHoffen]

I truly hope your son gets well.

I fear your return, however.  Your powers of Useless Newsgathering are unparalleled and frightening.  You clearly are in league with either Satan or Fox News.  (zing!)

[Sobelius]

I generally find the antiseptic odor of tea tree oil to resemble gasoline or some other phenolic substance. Very medicine-y.

Who's the flaming head, anyway?

Edited my post -- just realized "around here" sounded like I meant "here" here instead of "my office" here.

But flaming head would fit some folks here, no?

Usually the Tea Tree smells pepperminty for a little while, but not what I've been smelling today :(

[Shockeye]

Thank you all for your kind words and wishes. My son has been improving and is up and walking a little bit today. They are slowly trying to get him off the oxygen mask and we will hopefully get out of the PICU in the next day.

I had to take my daughter in to see her doctor today due to a rash that's been lingering for 3 days or so. Turns out she has strep. Strep + rash = scarlet fever. This is the second time she's had it. Ain't life grand?

Personally, I think this is all a conspiracy by the Illuminati. They are trying to silence me.

[Merusk]

The Illuminati don't try, they just DO.  This is more like the Knights of Columbus.

All the same, hope your kids both get better soon.

[voodoolily]

I told myself I wasn't going to bring this up, but Shockeye, I think I may have you beat here. On March 28 (i.e., 3 or so weeks ago) my mother, who had been feeling under the weather for a few weeks, was diagnosed with colon cancer. SHe died on April 7. Her mother survived breast cancer in 2002 and was diagnosed with lung cancer last November, which resulted in the removal of 2/3 of one lung. Last Monday my mom's sister was diagnosed with acute leukemia.

NEedless to say, I've made an appointment to get quit-smoking scrips and will have to start having regular colonscopies starting at age 35, instead of after 50 like most people.

Cancer FTW!

[Shockeye]

I told myself I wasn't going to bring this up, but Shockeye, I think I may have you beat here. On March 28 (i.e., 3 or so weeks ago) my mother, who had been feeling under the weather for a few weeks, was diagnosed with colon cancer. SHe died on April 7. Her mother survived breast cancer in 2002 and was diagnosed with lung cancer last November, which resulted in the removal of 2/3 of one lung. Last Monday my mom's sister was diagnosed with acute leukemia.

NEedless to say, I've made an appointment to get quit-smoking scrips and will have to start having regular colonscopies starting at age 35, instead of after 50 like most people.

Cancer FTW!

You just have to be a topper, don't you? Sheesh.

[WayAbvPar]

Sorry to hear about everyone's troubles.

regular colonscopies starting at age 35,

It is nice that you can turn to your hobbies to take your mind off of things.

[Paelos]

Feel better everyone.

[voodoolily]

Heh. Luckily, they put you under for the procedure, but you have to drink 2 bottles of some horrible stuff that cleans you out. My mom evidently barfed out the first bottle when trying to do this. Whee!

Actually, it's kinda fucked up: losing my mom was wierd/painful and everything (she was only 49), but right now I'm more freaked out about the multitude of ways the human body can just go to shit, just like that. I have major lifestyle adjustments that need to be made, and that pisses me off.

[Paelos]

This thread needs kittens.

[SuperPopTart]

Haemish has rabies?

Lily,

Wow, I am so sorry Lily, for the loss of your mother. I cannot imagine living without my own. For your family, I wish the sincere best of health, strength and happiness. And please get checked often.  When I think of the things that might be hereditary in my family it scares me into a major panic attack.


Shockeye,

I am -very- happy to hear about your little boy and of course my wishes for health and happiness to your daughter as well, may they both recover fast and this be the last of their troubles for a long, long time.


PopTart

[Signe]

I'm sorry, Lily, for your loss.  It makes me very sad for you as I think about my mum and I miss her every day and it never goes away.  She was my heart.   I hope everyone gets better and feels better soon.