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Topic: My new conditioner makes my hair stink. (Read 29760 times)
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Strazos
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Mmmm...cinnabun.../drool.
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voodoolily
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Aqua di Gio is slightly citrusy. Maybe I should have said "woodsy" instead of piny. Mossy, green scents are pleasant.
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schild
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Aqua di Gio is slightly citrusy. Maybe I should have said "woodsy" instead of piny. Mossy, green scents are pleasant.
Aqua di Gio wasn't bad until every street hood started wearing it. Let's put it this way: Right now the Japanese really know what they're doing when it comes to cologne. I don't know why. I don't care why. Though I need to go check out the new Davidoff Echo. I hadn't noticed it came out til I was searching for those 3 earlier. |
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voodoolily
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Aqua di Gio is slightly citrusy. Maybe I should have said "woodsy" instead of piny. Mossy, green scents are pleasant.
Aqua di Gio wasn't bad until every street hood started wearing it. Let's put it this way: Right now the Japanese really know what they're doing when it comes to cologne. I don't know why. I don't care why. Though I need to go check out the new Davidoff Echo. I hadn't noticed it came out til I was searching for those 3 earlier. Yeah, that's true (street thugz). But make no mistake, if you're a skinny geeky guy who smells like an Italian super model, you WILL get booty. |
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Signe
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I live in New Jersey at the moment. I have found that most people here spray themselves with human urine to attract the opposite sex. I mostly stay home.
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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stray
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But make no mistake, if you're a skinny geeky guy who smells like an Italian super model, you WILL get booty.
Everybody can get booty if they want it. |
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voodoolily
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But make no mistake, if you're a skinny geeky guy who smells like an Italian super model, you WILL get booty.
Everybody can get booty if they want it. You will get voluntary, free booty. Is that more specific? Geez, I get all randy just thinking of my sweetie pie's scent. *blushes* |
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stray
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But make no mistake, if you're a skinny geeky guy who smells like an Italian super model, you WILL get booty.
Everybody can get booty if they want it. You will get voluntary, free booty. Is that more specific? Geez, I get all randy just thinking of my sweetie pie's scent. *blushes* Heh. I meant that. I don't support the "other methods", y'know. Edit: Meeting people of the opposite sex (and sleeping with them) is not difficult to accomplish. Keeping them -- now that's the dilemma. The only reason why people aren't getting laid though, is because they're talking themselves out of it in one way or another. |
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« Last Edit: April 21, 2005, 10:58:05 AM by Stray »
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Paelos
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This thread has been brought to you by the perfume makers of the World.
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HaemishM
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This thread needs less gay.
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Paelos
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This thread needs less gay.
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HaemishM
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Much better.
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voodoolily
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Eeww...you can smell the three-day old used up sponge from here. The borderline mullet n the middle is especially appalling.
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schild
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Why do they have bike seats?
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Because otherwise they would slide down the pole.
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
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Furiously
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I was going to say so perverts have something to smell. But I like Way's answer better.
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voodoolily
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Hell, those chix are so loose, I bet they'd lose the whole damn bike.
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Furiously
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Forget the bike - if we can find my car keys we can drive out!
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Strazos
Greetings from the Slave Coast
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But make no mistake, if you're a skinny geeky guy who smells like an Italian super model, you WILL get booty.
Everybody can get booty if they want it. Stuff like Standards get in the way a lot. |
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Sobelius
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Edit: Meeting people of the opposite sex (and sleeping with them) is not difficult to accomplish. Keeping them -- now that's the dilemma. The only reason why people aren't getting laid though, is because they're talking themselves out of it in one way or another.
Meeting people of the same sex (and sleeping with them) is also not difficult to accomplish. Keeping them -- now that's the dilemma. OK -- had enough of the "less gay" -- now this thread needs more homo. Well...this will have to do...nice lookin' well built guys on the beach...that smell of sea salt sand and sweat...and the possibility of skinny dipping afterward while hoping the ocean doesn't make shrinkage a problem...  |
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« Last Edit: April 21, 2005, 12:42:13 PM by Sobelius »
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Strazos
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I think you've surpassed our homo quotient for the next 17 months.
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Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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Signe
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I think you've surpassed our homo quotient for the next 17 months.
 No, I don't think you've had enough. Have some more. |
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voodoolily
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Thanks, Signe and Sobelius.
Jeez, that guy on the left looks like he's been out since the McKinley days.
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Signe
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Every time they start filling up the threads with cheesecake, I do my best to punish them. They only do it because they run out of clever things to say. It is fitting that they should suffer when that happens.
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voodoolily
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Every time they start filling up the threads with cheesecake, I do my best to punish them. They only do it because they run out of clever things to say. It is fitting that they should suffer when that happens.
Amen, sister. |
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Strazos
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I have a better ass than that biker, WHO DA MAN?!
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Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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voodoolily
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Having a better ass than a flabby-assed old leather daddy definitely makes you da man.
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Paelos
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Every time they start filling up the threads with cheesecake, I do my best to punish them. They only do it because they run out of clever things to say. It is fitting that they should suffer when that happens.
Hammy asked, I delivered. I'm like Domino's but with female ass. Btw, steel wool for my eyeballs after that biker pic plzkthxdie. |
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Sobelius
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Hahahahahahahahahaha...  OK. I'm just laughing way too much now. [Someone will come in my office and wonder what the hell I'm laughing about.] OK. Still laughing. The assless chaps and thong look doesn't do it for me -- and we need to be careful or they'll post that page with the biker guy who does his own phots and bike stunts and has a curly hair mullet...the steel wool still hasn't helped on that one. |
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voodoolily
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Today is hell of boring for useless news. Again, where is Shockeye to bring it? I spent 3 hours of unbillable time yesterday trying to keep things rolling in his stead. I'm just gonna keep posting random jpegs until someone says something funny.  |
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voodoolily
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Furiously
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This is getting a bit close to NSFW....
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schild
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No way. This is completely SFW. That racoon mounting the dog picture looks like something from 1926. It's got history!
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voodoolily
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« Last Edit: April 21, 2005, 01:19:35 PM by voodoolily »
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Furiously
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No way. This is completely SFW. That racoon mounting the dog picture looks like something from 1926. It's got history!
Biker ass + yiffing or whatever noise racoon's make = bad! |
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