My new conditioner makes my hair stink.

[voodoolily]

Actually, this is true. There's no link.

The weird new smell keeps wafting past my nose and is highly distracting. Did you ever smell someone's head and it just didn't smell right? Like you knew, based on the smell, that you could never be with that person? That's exactly how MY OWN HAIR smells today.

Okay, I didn't feel like blogging and thought I'd post here. Whatevs.

[stray]

The weird new smell keeps wafting past my nose and is highly distracting. Did you ever smell someone's head and it just didn't smell right? Like you knew, based on the smell, that you could never be with that person?

Oddly enough, this applies to my post in the "Ditching" thread. I think the last thing a woman wants to hear is that she stinks....I didn't post that because most people probably wouldn't find it funny.

It's a good way to get rid of someone though.

Edit: Note, I've only said it when it wasn't even true...Just to get an arrogant bitch off my back. I'm not that much of an asshole to say it to someone who really does have an odor problem.

[Furiously]

I miss Shockeye's posts.

[Bunk]

I miss Shockeye's posts.

You do know that you can find 90% of the things he posts on on www.fark.com right?

Or are you just backhandedly mocking Voodoolily and her smelly head?

[voodoolily]

Transbuddha usually has some pretty funny stuff, too.

[stray]

Lily's a contender! I like her posts. But I do miss Shockeye.....Especially considering that I'm partly responsible for his absense (or so I'm lead to believe).

[voodoolily]

Wait, did Shockeye go somewhere go somehwere, or is he just not here right now?

Thanks for the back-getting, Stray.

[Shockeye]

I miss Shockeye's posts.

You do know that you can find 90% of the things he posts on on www.fark.com right?

Or are you just backhandedly mocking Voodoolily and her smelly head?

You do realize that if you check your posting times, if the stories I post appear on Fark, they are here BEFORE Fark.

So stick that in your Canadian ass and smoke it.

[WayAbvPar]

I miss Shockeye's posts.

You do know that you can find 90% of the things he posts on on www.fark.com right?

Or are you just backhandedly mocking Voodoolily and her smelly head?

You do realize that if you check your posting times, if the stories I post appear on Fark, they are here BEFORE Fark.

So stick that in your Canadian ass and smoke it.

Pwned.

[schild]

You do know that you can find 90% of the things he posts on on www.fark.com right?
Or are you just backhandedly mocking Voodoolily and her smelly head?

90% of all news on any site can be found on any other site. F13 tends to do it's fucking job and slap news in the forums (both gaming and useless) before most other sites even begin to delve into it. That's why we're a niche.

We care about things no one in their right mind would fucking care about.

And Fark isn't funny anymore. Feel free to read the shit over there though.

"I'D HIT IT"

HAHAHA. Die.

[Viin]

You do realize that if you check your posting times, if the stories I post appear on Fark, they are here BEFORE Fark.

So stick that in your Canadian ass and smoke it.

Do you have a day job? Just curious.

[schild]

Of course he has a day job. But as you can see by response times, he and I both type very fast and can normally respond to something in the amount of time it takes most people to realize they can't divide by zero. Except Vin Diesel. He can divide by zero.

[Sobelius]

Stinky hair sounds like a problem - hope it's just a matter of changing conditioners. Oddly enough the way people smell does figure in the whole attraction equation -- at least for me.

Some men smell really good -- I can feel a physical reaction (no not that one) when a really good smelling man walks by. And there are a couple of male scents that -- to me -- really border on intoxicating. Can't really describe the scent, I just know it when I smell it. And there was a certain aftershave my grandfather used that I buy because the smell seems masculine to me (despite the fact my grandfather was hardly an example of masculinity).

The smell of women is more often than not a major turnoff to me. Sickly sweet purfumes, the gagging odor of menstruation, and sometimes that slightly fishy smell -- I'm sure these are not turn-ons for most people male or female. But I really don't have any sense at all of what the scent of a good-smelling woman smells like. The closest I can recall is the scent of Shalimar on a winter night -- a strong childhood memory of the way my mother smelled when she went out to some special evening function with my dad.

Good God -- how did I get on this subject...

[stray]

I don't know where this "fishy smell" thing started, but it's not my experience. A good woman smells like honey and mayo (for lack of a better word). Tastes like it too!

[schild]

kk, stop.

[stray]

We need Shockeye now more than ever.

edit: Wait a second. On second thought, why is me talking about pussy intolerable ("in the defense of", to say the least), yet a thousand articles on penises do no wrong?

There's something fishy strange going on here.

[NiX]

So stick that in your Canadian ass and smoke it.

I'm canadian :( Don't hate. I idolize you, Shockeye. I even have a poster with your name on it. Yeah, I couldn't find a picture of you so I just had your name printed in a large font on some paper. Almost thought about spelling your name in WebDings.

[Bunk]

I'm far too lazy to go back and actually cross-refference post times, so I will have to accept the fact the I've been owned.

Oh and Schild, I certainly wasn't trying to tout fark as being some great Mecca of entertainment. It's pretty much fallen below wrestling sites on my big list of places to visit when I'm bored at work. I will say though, that every once in a while they manage to whip up a pretty entertaining retard battle royales between Christians and Pagans on their boards.

And you are right, this community does care about shit that no one in their right minds would care about. That's why I love you guys!!1!

[Signe]

So stick that in your Canadian ass and smoke it.

I suppose you would call that BC Butt?

Incidentally, I could never be with someone who's head smells wrong.

[Paelos]

I dated a girl for a while who used some lotion I couldn't take. Eventually I told her it was driving me nuts. She got offended that she smelled bad, but she got over it.

[stray]

Incidentally, I could never be with someone who's head smells wrong.

Btw, wth happened to Righ? Haven't noticed him around here in a while.

*No, this has nothin' to do with stinky hair. I just felt like asking*

[Signe]

He's here.  Well, not here in this room.  He's at work in some other room.  If you miss him, you can find him on ER WoW server nearly every night.  He became annoyed with some people and has been shunning f13 for a while.  Most of the people he was annoyed with are not around anymore so I expect he'll wander in again at some point.  He goes hot and cold on forums from time to time.

[Strazos]

At least for me, when it comes to female...scents....subtle and soft = better.

If I wanted to be overwhelmed by the scent, I would go find the bottle, kthx.

One of the best smells? Freshly shampooed hair. Totally dependent upon Shampoo/Conditioner of choice, of course.

[Paelos]

I like Vanilla and that fresh laundry smell. Like you baked cookies in a robe you just got out of the dryer.

Yeah it's weird, but so what?

[voodoolily]

I like Vanilla and that fresh laundry smell. Like you baked cookies in a robe you just got out of the dryer.

Yeah it's weird, but so what?

The Oedipus thread is that way. *points*

I wear essential oil of fig. It smells sweet, exotic and clean all at once, and is very subtle. I like piny and citrusy smells on guys.

[schild]

I wear essential oil of fig. It smells sweet, exotic and clean all at once, and is very subtle. I like piny and citrusy smells on guys.

You just told men to wear Old Spice or Brut.

Bleh.

If you want subtle, might I recommend the following - as they don't smell like Dad:

1. Issey Miyake - Citrusy
2. Hanae Mori - Citrusy, just barely musky
3. Bvlgari Black - Probably my favorite cologne. It's 100% subtlety if you don't wear it like you're going to poker night at the whorehouse.

[Paelos]

I like Vanilla and that fresh laundry smell. Like you baked cookies in a robe you just got out of the dryer.

Yeah it's weird, but so what?

The Oedipus thread is that way. *points*

I wear essential oil of fig. It smells sweet, exotic and clean all at once, and is very subtle. I like piny and citrusy smells on guys.

It appears I may not be alone

[schild]

Hmm.

Your man probably won't have any idea why he feels so good and comfortable at your home, but he'll want to eat you up with a spoon.

Yet more proof that men are dumb and stupid when it comes to being anywhere near a women. Sorry girls, 100% of the time I can smell cinnamon. Call it my cinnabun radar. That little decrepit mall-shop makes any man know with 1/100th a brain know why he wants to eat you up with a spoon.

It's because he wants a fucking cinnabun. And now.

[Bunk]

Why am I really afraid to take cologne advice from a guy using Fat Afleck for his avatar?

And yes, hair should smell clean on a girl - and never, ever like cigarettes.  *gag*

[voodoolily]

Yes, yes. I already knew that most men are attracted to the smell of rice krispies treats. It doesn't mean it's not funny.

Y'know what else smells really nice? Old Spice. My dad wore it when I was a kid (probably because I gave it to him for Christmas every year). But it doesn't make me think sex. Thank god for that.

Edit: I didn't check the link, as evidenced to my reference to rice krispies treats. But Fatfleck nailed it for me.

[Bunk]

Which is exactly why young guys don't wear Old Spice.

[schild]

I wear essential oil of fig. It smells sweet, exotic and clean all at once, and is very subtle. I like piny and citrusy smells on guys.

You just told men to wear Old Spice or Brut.

Y'know what else smells really nice? Old Spice. My dad wore it when I was a kid (probably because I gave it to him for Christmas every year). But it doesn't make me think sex. Thank god for that.

What did I just say?

Oh and men want sex. Sex. Sex. And now they want a cinnabun.

[voodoolily]

Y'know, though, since many girls grow up without dads these days, maybe you work that whole angle. God, that's utterly deplorable. What am I saying?

No, don't smell like a dad. Ever.

Edit: Ha ha! I had totally missed schild's "what to smell like" post. Sympatico!

[schild]

Why am I really afraid to take cologne advice from a guy using Fat Afleck for his avatar?

Stepmom owns and runs a perfume company. I *think* I know a little about fragrance. Just maybe. A wee bit.

And yes, hair should smell clean on a girl - and never, ever like cigarettes.  *gag*

It takes a lot of cigarettes and a lot of sitting still in an area with no circulation to get your hair smelling like Virginia grown tobacco. If her hair smells like cigarettes and you already knew she smoked, you took her to the wrong bar.

[schild]

Y'know, though, since many girls grow up without dads these days, maybe you work that whole angle. God, that's utterly deplorable. What am I saying?

No, don't smell like a dad. Ever.

Then no one should ever go for that "piny, citrusy" smell you like. That's what dads smell like. Piny. Citrusy. Mess. It's not subtle. It's dad!