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Topic: I know it's wrong to laugh. I guess I'm going to hell. (Read 3662 times)
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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I know I'm a bad person. I do. MIDGET-CASE JURY HEARS SHORT STORY April 19, 2005 -- He should have picked on someone his own size. The midget mother and daughter who were allegedly terrorized by their neighbor stood tall yesterday as they faced the grand jury to testify against him. Neither 3-foot-8 Debra Shea nor her 3-foot-6 daughter, Concelean Pegues, would comment on their testimony as they left Brooklyn Supreme Court, saying prosecutors asked them not to talk while the case is still pending. The two were testifying against their longtime neighbor, Joseph Izzo, who was busted last week for spray-painting a yellow line leading up to their house and telling them to "follow the yellow brick road." Izzo, 40, who is facing hate-crime charges, is also accused of hurling racial slurs at Pegues and cruelly singing, "Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work we go." Izzo was not in court yesterday, and his lawyer, his brother Richard, declined to comment. A man who said he was Izzo's friend said that over the past few weeks, Izzo and Shea would get into drunken fights and the two would often call the authorities on each other. |
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Samwise
Moderator
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sentient yeast infection
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cruelly singing, "Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work we go." I don't even think it's possible to sing that song "cruelly". It's just so damn happy! |
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WayAbvPar
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Now that is one jury I would like to be on.
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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HaemishM
Staff Emeritus
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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The two were testifying against their longtime neighbor, Joseph Izzo, who was busted last week for spray-painting a yellow line leading up to their house and telling them to "follow the yellow brick road." LE BRILLANT! |
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Strazos
Greetings from the Slave Coast
Posts: 15542
The World's Worst Game: Curry or Covid
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And this qualifies as a hate crime?
More like a brilliant prank.
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Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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Ironwood
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I do hope your joking.
Give this asshole a very long stretch.
(Er, Pun entirely unintended.)
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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voodoolily
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Posts: 5348
Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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Shit. Little people are funny, just like retards. I know it's evil, but dammit if it's not true.
Edit: notice how I use the politically-correct "little people" but then say retards? The developmentally disabled are funny. Especially when they're cooing and drooling and waving multicolored yarn in front of their eyes.
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Bunk
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Operating Thetan One
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Ok, after the last few threads, I'm starting to seriously doubt your membership in the Girls Club there Voodooliliy. I'm getting mighty close to calling shenanigans.
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"Welcome to the internet, pussy." - VDL
"I have retard strength." - Schild
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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What, girls can't be callous assholes, too? I call mysogyny! Chauvinist! Where's NOW when you need 'em?
There, now do you believe I'm a chick?
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Bunk
Contributor
Posts: 5828
Operating Thetan One
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Well, that does feel more right now. (does that sentance make sense?)
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"Welcome to the internet, pussy." - VDL
"I have retard strength." - Schild
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voodoolily
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Posts: 5348
Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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Well, that does feel more right now. (does that sentance make sense?)
No, but I understood the sentence. Pervert. |
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Strazos
Greetings from the Slave Coast
Posts: 15542
The World's Worst Game: Curry or Covid
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Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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stray
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has an iMac.
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Ok, I laughed at "Idiotern", but I really don't want to go to hell. That place is unsafe. |
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voodoolily
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Posts: 5348
Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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Tardblog is old-skoo. I wish they'd keep it current!
Pants-crapping retard kids still aren't as funny as masturbating adult tards (I worked in a home for 'em once). Oh! Funny story, I got fired from the home because a complaint had been lodged with the County for "verbal abuse" on my part. I had told one of the tards to go to hell once, for throwing a glass of milk at me. How apropos.
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HaemishM
Staff Emeritus
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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while I was trying to teach them how to play Red Rover. I ignored her for the time being and continued explaining the game. They of course could not understand the concept of why only one person got to run over at a time.
After 20 minutes of calling a name and then stopping multi-tard stampedes
You know, I don't want to make fun of actual special needs children, because I know they can be a handful and it's not their fault. But the phrase "multi-tard stampedes" just made me chuckle. Sounds like the Vault boards on the release day of a not-ready-for-prime-time MMOG like AO. |
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