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Topic: Sergei has no reason to send a bomb to his doctor. (Read 2681 times)
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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Russian Man Grows Penis On His ArmApril 18, 2005, 2:18:54 A Russian man amazingly increased the length of his penis by growing it on his arm. The Siberian man, identified only as 'Sergei', was born with a condition known as 'micropenis' - where the genitals are so undersized it makes it difficult or impossible for the sufferer to have sex - and no scrotum. To treat the problem surgeons amputated Sergei's penis and stitched it onto his arm before adding tissue taken from his wrist and grafting it onto the organ before it was reattached. Plastic surgeon, Professor Mikhail Sokolshchik, who performed the delicate operation, admitted he was nervous carrying out the pioneering technique because if it went wrong the patient would have been left with no penis at all. He said: "This operation was highly risky because it was an amputation, reconstruction and reattachment in one go. "If it had gone wrong, the patient would have ended up with no genitalia." However, the 11-hour operation was hailed a complete success after surgeons successfully reattached Sergei's manhood increasing its size from two to seven inches and gave him a scrotum made out of his own skin with silicone testicles inside. |
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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I hope he didn't have any short-sleeved shirts in his closet.
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WayAbvPar
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I bet that is the doc who worked on Steve Austin. He is a miracle worker!
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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Hey, it beats the guy who had a new eyelid fashioned from his foreskin. You could say he's been a little cock-eyed ever since.
Ba-da-boom! I slay.
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WayAbvPar
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I would beat you for that horrible turn of phrase, but my doc says I can't punch anyone while my cock is still attached to my arm.
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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stray
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Lol, if I drank coffee, I would have just spewed it. Umm...all over my keyboard, in fact  |
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Paelos
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So if he gets excited could he stiff-arm people?
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stray
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Damnit Paelos, there goes my coffee again :-D
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Strazos
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surgeons successfully reattached Sergei's manhood increasing its size from two to seven inches
This begs the question: Hard or Soft? Inquiring Minds Demand To Know! |
Fear the Backstab!
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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From what I hear, it's all about the girth.
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Strazos
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The World's Worst Game: Curry or Covid
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No, it's all about the Gooooold.  |
Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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TheWalrus
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Wonder if he got requests to flex? If he was in the military, when is he saluting?
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