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Topic: For Schild the Film Poof (Read 6830 times)
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Signe
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Brad Pitt is dating Angeline Jolie. She is SO much more hunky than he is!
Ok, that's the extent of my film celebrity gossip. At least I actually know who they are! You can move this nonsense to the Den now.
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Paelos
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Better be careful, or she'll cut up that pretty face of his in the bedroom.
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MaceVanHoffen
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Better be careful, or she'll cut up that pretty face of his in the bedroom.
Next on Celebrity Deathmatch Claymation: Jilted Jennifer Aniston fights Arduous Angelina Jolie in a full-on cage match, with Brad Pitt as the prize! sunday, Sunday, SUNDAY! You'll buy the whole seat, but you'll only need the edge! |
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HaemishM
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Wow, I didn't think my respect for Brad Pitt's taste in women could go any lower. BONUS!
I guess he likes them hot, vacuous AND batshit insane. Jennifer Anniston should have mutilated herself more.
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stray
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Wow, I didn't think my respect for Brad Pitt's taste in women could go any lower. BONUS!
I guess he likes them hot, vacuous AND batshit insane. Jennifer Anniston should have mutilated herself more.
Umm....To paraphrase Keyshawn Johnson: If you've got a problem with Angelie Jolie, you've got a problem with yourself. |
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HaemishM
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I'm sure Jolie would be fine, if she were a mute. Otherwise, I'm sure she'd start to talk and ruin the whole thing.
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WayAbvPar
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Or whip out her wedding night sex tape with Billy Bob. That would put anyone off their chow.
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Signe
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Geez... what's wrong with her? The one girl from Alias was too manly, this one is sadistic... i don't think you lot like women at all! Now that I think about it... your avatars are beginning to make more sense. Especially Shockeye's. (who I pick on even though he's not commented)
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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When I type I get myself into trouble.
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schild
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I would not be surprised if Brad Pitt is dating Angelina Jolie as a pr scheme. Don't they have a new movie coming out where they hunt eachother. I think I saw this once. America's Sweethearts. Yea, that's the scheme.
Anyway, I'd write some fan fiction but whenever I write about our precious Tomb Raider it always turns into BDSM. Don't ask me why, I don't have an answer.
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Strazos
Greetings from the Slave Coast
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The World's Worst Game: Curry or Covid
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Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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Paelos
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Man I need to get a tan and come up with a sentence to say 50 times. I could go double platinum bitches! |
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schild
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I've never been able to connect to the above linked webpage.
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TheWalrus
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You're better off than the rest of us.
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vanilla folders - MediumHigh
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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Yes. I connected to it once, and my pubic hair fell out.
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Strazos
Greetings from the Slave Coast
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The World's Worst Game: Curry or Covid
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Yes. I connected to it once, and my pubic hair fell out.
Wow, I wish I had that "problem". |
Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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Paelos
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Yes. I connected to it once, and my pubic hair fell out.
Neat, show it to chicks! |
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Signe
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Women DEFINITELY dig pubeless men. If you let us, we'll wax your balls, too. Trust me... you'll love it.
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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WayAbvPar
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Do you make housecalls?
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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voodoolily
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Eeewww.
Hey, guys, what's the worst thing about eating bald pussy?
Putting the diaper back on.
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stray
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I think....This is going to a bad place.
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schild
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I've never seen a girl tell a joke like that.
SHOCK AND AWE. SHOCK AND AWE.
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voodoolily
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Yeah, my dad was a sailor. I have many, many more.
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schild
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Yeah, my dad was a sailor. I have many, many more.
One was enough for today tomorrow the next week forever forever + 1.  |
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Paelos
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Great, now I'm the nutbag in the office laughing at my computer again.
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MaceVanHoffen
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Goddammit. Cease and desist, or I shall Stamos you. Don't make me whip out Google and a can of hairspray!
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voodoolily
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Okay, here's a clean nerdy one that none of you will get (except maybe Jealous Deva, but he/she is hatin' on me right now):
What did the rachis say to the pinnule?
Boy, you sure are a site for sori!
Whew! Gotta love pteridopsid anatomy jokes!
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Paelos
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Flagan?
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schild
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Sigh.
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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***Sorry fellow earthlings I give in to the troll***
Is this what Paelos is talking about? This thread is a confusion snowball. A collective "whaa....?"
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HaemishM
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Back to really bad humor!
What's the great thing about having sex with a 13-year old?
You pull her pigtails back and she looks 12!
Ba-da-bum
I in no way endorse sex with 12- or 13-year olds, but thought it was a damn funny joke.
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voodoolily
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What's 12" long, stiff as a board, and makes a woman scream in the morning?
Crib death!
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Mortriden
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The way I heard it Haemish it goes like this...
What's the best thing about having sex with 13 year olds?
When you slick their hair back in the shower they look nine.
ACK!
If you actually do shit like this you deserve to be beaten and then skullfucked to death.
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It's like calling shenanigans. But you say "jihad" instead. - Llava
They are out there, but they are bi-products of funny families. If you know funny old people, see if they have daughters. -Paelos
Yes my seed is that strong. I literally clap my hands and women are with child. -Paelos
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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What's the best thing about getting a hand-job from a five year-old?
Your dick looks huge in the polaroids.
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Bunk
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What's 12" long, stiff as a board, and makes a woman scream in the morning?
Crib death!
Damn girl, if I told that one to any of my female friends I'd get nutted. Whats the best thing about fucking 29 year olds? There's 20 of them. |
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