He is a blight upon the gene pool of the United States.
Forgot to mention something I just noticed- this particular article I linked too didn't elaborate on what the "other items" were. They were semen-stained mittens with some of the aforementioned hair taped inside them.
All life begins with Nu and ends with Nu. This is the truth! This is my belief! At least for now...
whereby the accused had placed a quantity of his own bodily fluids into drinks the females were consuming," police said.
How exactly did he do this? Was he sitting across the room and just have good aim? Did he work at the place where they bought the drinks and just mickeyed them up before bringing them? Did he walk up to them and distract them while he pulled out his ketchup bottle squeezer of bodily bounty and popped it in their drinks? Enquiring minds want to know.
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