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on: April 15, 2005, 05:08:21 PM

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Teen practicing parallel parking kills mom

Associated Press
Apr. 15, 2005 12:30 PM

MARLBORO, N.J. - A 16-year-old girl who was practicing how to parallel park struck and killed her mother, authorities said.

No charges will be filed, Robert A. Honecker Jr., a Monmouth County prosecutor, said Friday. "This is going down as a tragic accident," he said.

Ryta Z. Deriso was watching her daughter, who had a valid learner's permit, when the accident happened Thursday.   

The two had set up cones on a quiet street near their home, Honecker said. Neighbors told investigators the girl was backing up when she pressed the accelerator, causing the car to jump onto the curb and hit her mother, he said.

Deriso, 44, of Marlboro, was pronounced dead later Thursday, Honecker said. Her daughter's name was not released because she is a juvenile.
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Reply #1 on: April 15, 2005, 05:11:32 PM

Dang that is hell of funny.

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Reply #2 on: April 15, 2005, 10:53:05 PM

And do you now realise why driving correctly in NJ is such an adrenaline rush?

Because I am not dying.

People in Jersey cannot drive, ugh.

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Reply #3 on: April 18, 2005, 09:50:55 AM

She flunked driver's ed.

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Reply #4 on: April 18, 2005, 10:02:59 AM

Do you guys all get on the horn every weekend and talk about which celebrity to use for your avatar, so we all know who the admins are?

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