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WayAbvPar
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Paelos
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I can just imagine:
Nurse: Doctor he's going into arrest.
Doc: Not if I can help it, scapel!
Nurse: Now he's losing a lot of blood.
Doc: Not on my watch, cauterizer!
Nurse: Doctor he's on...fire.
Doc: Dammit Nurse, I'm a Doctor not a Fireman!
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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HaemishM
Staff Emeritus
Posts: 42666
the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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"The cause of death was related to a very dire emergency around a heart attack the man was having," said Dr. Robert Caplan, medical director of Virginia Mason, who declined to identify the patient. "It just had nothing to do with the fire."
Yes, I'm quite sure most heart attack victims are perfectly able to handle being LIT ON FIRE without it contributing to increased heart problems. |
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Fabricated
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~Living the Dream~
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Nurse: This man is having a heart attack!
Doctor: MY PROFESSIONAL RECOMMENDATION IS FIRE.
Nurse: What?
Doctor: WHO'S THE DOCTOR HERE?
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"The world is populated in the main by people who should not exist." - George Bernard Shaw
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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I thought people only caught colds. Man, was I wrong!
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SurfD
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I thought people only caught colds. Man, was I wrong!
Fuck you. Just fuck you. I am going to be picking soggy cornflakes out of my keyboard for months now..... |
Darwinism is the Gateway Science.
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schild
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Fuck you. Just fuck you. I am going to be picking soggy cornflakes out of my keyboard for months now..... That's what you get for by mistake drinking crab juice while eating cornflakes. Amateur mistake, I guess.  |
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