There are completely wasted minutes of the film doing nothing, such as the inordinately long amount of time spent in the fucking dark as the Bride is buried alive, or the scenes of her stumbling out in the desert towards Bud's house.
But, but, IT'S ART.
Nah, I don't buy it either. It's total shite for the lobotomized viewer.
It's neither. It's self-aggrandizing masturbation on film. "Ooo, look at me, I can do a shot just like some obscure Asian guy that's dead and no one ever knew! I'm so cool!"
Stretching a one-sentence plot into two fucking movies, both of which were too long for what they portrayed is a goddamn crime against film and a whorish money grab. Of course Miramax thought they should break the film up into two films instead of one long one.
YOU CAN SELL MORE DVD'S that way. And fanbois will buy it in multiple versions because geeks are iminently susceptible to the flash, as evidenced by how much shit we've swallowed directly from the crack of George Lucas's ass.
YOU CAN SELL MORE DVD'S that way. And fanbois will buy it in multiple versions because geeks are iminently susceptible to the flash, as evidenced by how much shit we've swallowed directly from the crack of George Lucas's ass.
LOL! I'm glad to see there's people here who agree with my views of Lucas' complete lack of talent (I guess now that Akira Kurosawa's dead and there's no more people to Puff-Daddy movies from, we get a chance to see Mr. Lucas' true colours - brown).
"In olden times, people studied to improve themselves. Today, they only study to impress others." - Confucius
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