Fran Drescher's voice gives me nightmares. However...

[Shockeye]

DRESCHER BRUSHES UP ON HER FELLATIO SKILLS

Actress FRAN DRESCHER is such a huge fan of oral sex, she once took lessons to improve on her skills.

The brunette screen star admits that the size of a man's penis is very important to her - as is the way she treats it.

She says, "I've always prided myself on the fact that I never really judged a man by the size of his wallet. Much more important for me (is) the size of his (penis). That's the first thing my girlfriends and I ask each other: 'Was it at least normal?'

"We had a girls' night where we invited this woman who's like a BJ lecturer and she teaches you how to do this. She brought a suitcase full of rubber penises and then she showed a picture that they were always washed in the dishwasher between demonstrations."

But Drescher's newly-acquired skills didn't go down too well when she initially put them to practice.

She adds, "I demonstrated what I learned on my boyfriend. He's like laying there and then he sticks up his head and he says, 'What the hell are you doing?' I said, 'I'm doing what she told me at the party.' He said, 'You know what, if it ain't broke, don't fix it!'"
09/04/2005 02:24

[SirBruce]

Bruce

[AOFanboi]

DRESCHER BRUSHES UP ON HER FELLATIO SKILLS
She adds, "I demonstrated what I learned on my boyfriend. He's like laying there and then he sticks up his head and he says, 'What the hell are you doing?' I said, 'I'm doing what she told me at the party.' He said, 'You know what, if it ain't broke, don't fix it!'"
09/04/2005 02:24

No wonder "her boyfriend threw her out in one of those crushing scenes".

(Yes, I do remember the lyrics to the title tune of The Nanny. Plz shoot me.)

[WayAbvPar]

I can't think of a better use for Fran Drescher's mouth. If she is blowing me, she isn't speaking. Win/win!

[Big Gulp]

I can't think of a better use for Fran Drescher's mouth. If she is blowing me, she isn't speaking. Win/win!

This broad is damned near 50, and she's still looking this good?  And the voice in the nanny was exaggerated.  Yeah, she's got a nasal voice, but it's not that bad.  To hear that she doesn't mind taking a load of babies in the mouth only fuels my lust more.

Nothing hotter than an older woman.  I used to love going out with women in their 30's when I was in my 20's.  Of course now that I'm in my 30's some of the thrill is gone.

[Strazos]

Hell, I wish I could go out with some girls in their 20's...I'm not even going to play with this idea.

[stray]

I used to love going out with women in their 30's when I was in my 20's.

That's because women in their 30's are still hot, but with the added benefit of being interesting (or at the very least, tolerable). I don't think it's anything to do with liking "older" women necessarily. At least not for me.

[HaemishM]

I can't think of a better use for Fran Drescher's mouth. If she is blowing me, she isn't speaking. Win/win!

WINNAR!

My wife loves the Nanny. Me, I can only watch it with the sound off.

[Furiously]

I can't think of a better use for Fran Drescher's mouth. If she is blowing me, she isn't speaking. Win/win!

WINNAR!

My wife loves the Nanny. Me, I can only watch it with the sound off.

We still hear the fap fap fap noise next door.

[WayAbvPar]

I can't think of a better use for Fran Drescher's mouth. If she is blowing me, she isn't speaking. Win/win!

WINNAR!

My wife loves the Nanny. Me, I can only watch it with the sound off.

We still hear the fap fap fap noise next door.

Haemish's burning desire to become a home owner is becoming clearer