Selma Blair to star in "The Terri Schiavo Story - Life From the Tube"

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Maybe we should change this forum to be called "Useless or News: You Decide."

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With the way I view most news media, the two are one and the same.

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TERRY SCHIAVO ALIVE AND HEALTHY
Posted 6.17.05

...right before she fell into her famous brain dead state and later died, according to her medical examiner's report. The report vindicates husband Michael Schiavo, who was accused by Terry's parents of beating her into the highly publicized brain dead state. Schiavo made headlines around the world when she set herself apart from other brain dead people by being named Terry Schiavo.

Shiavo's brain showed no signs of beating, but her parents wonder how it was cut in half.

Many unanswered questions remain in the wake of the heated national debate over how brain dead she actually was. For example, the autopsy didn't indicate whether she was beaten after brain death. More than an hour allegedly passed between the time her husband noticed she was brain dead and the time of the 911 call. "That's ample time to deliver a good beating," according to News Skim's coma patient beating expert Linux Fan. Terry Schaivo recieved media attention across the globe when she saved millions of starving African children by not going to Africa and taking their food.

The medical examiner observed severe brain shrinkage, but nothing out of the ordinary for people in her state. This also absolves her husband of allegations that he drugged her in a botched date rape attempt. Terry Shiavo gained international fame by thwarting a gang of terrorists who had siezed the Florida hospital she was staying in when the terrorist leader tripped over her and broke his neck.

Most revealingly, the report revealed no tire marks on her face, dispelling charges by her parents that Michael had dressed her in knight armor and backed his truck over her in a bumper insurance scam. Terry Schiavo won the hearts of millions when her limp body was dropped from a prisoner transport plane with a warning to authorities written on it.

btw, the Selma Blair bit wa actually my joke based an astute observation of the uncanny similiarity of their appearances; it wan't news at all.