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Topic: The Dutch can't appreciate a giant penis. (Read 2121 times)
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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'Penis' faces axeWageningen - A Dutch war memorial that goes up and down, and spurts flames may be scrapped after complaints that it looks like a giant penis. The Liberation Monument is a giant copper obelisk that rises and falls depending on the level of sunlight, and spurts flames out of the top during important festivals. It is due to go on show in the village of Wageningen where the German capitulation was signed at the end of the Second World War 60 years ago. In full sunlight, the erection reaches a height of ten metres, shrinking back to just six metres when the light dims. It was due to be exposed to the public at an official ceremony in May but now village councillors say it should either be scrapped or radically redesigned. A spokesperson said: "Any association with a phallus is undesirable, whether justified or unjustified, and is to be avoided at all costs." - Ananova.com |
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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Is it too phallic (is there such a thing)? It depends- does it shrink when it gets cold out?
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WayAbvPar
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spurts flames Nothing an assfull of penicillin won't cure. |
When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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SirBruce
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"Any association with a phallus is undesirable, whether justified or unjustified, and is to be avoided at all costs."
Why do I feel like they are talking to me? Bruce |
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WayAbvPar
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Probably because you are terminally narcissitic.
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Paelos
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And you have no phallus
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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SirBruce
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You'd like to think that, because the alternative is even more frightening.
Bruce
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