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Topic: D&D Blamed For Stabbing Deaths (Read 4614 times)
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SirBruce
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NJ Man to Face Triple-Murder Charges in MontcoA South Jersey man is being jailed without bail in Montgomery County, Pa. on charges that he stabbed three people to death last Friday in King of Prussia. In addition to facing first-degree murder charges in the stabbing deaths of Lisa Greaves, her sister Heather, and Heather’s three-year-old daughter, district attorney Bruce Castor says John Eichinger will also be charged with the 1999 murder of Jennifer Still of Bridgeport (Montgomery County), Pa. Castor (below right) says the motive appears to be jealousy, but they are also looking into some sort of connection with the fantasy role-playing game ”Dungeons and Dragons”:
"I mean, you have many, many stab wounds and those 'Dungeons and Dragons' fantasy games involve swords and knives and daggers and things of that nature. There may be a connection but I can’t say for sure.” He says it appears they were all part of the same circle of acquaintances. Castor hopes to prosecute all four murders at one time, and says he will seek the death penalty for Eichinger. QED Bruce |
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schild
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I hate people. And I really hate the DA Bruce Castor.
It seems as though those children jumped off that cliff chasing a 1up. There must be some connection to Super Mario Bros. Those wacky plumbers are the only people who would do such a thing, there may be a connection but I can't say for sure.
What a douchebag.
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SirBruce
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I mean, you have many, many automobile deaths and those 'NASCAR' races involve cars and high speeds and crashes and things of that nature. There may be a connection but I can’t say for sure.
Bruce
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schild
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Gran Turismo 4 and Ridge Racer. It's all about drifting. Right into the crowded bleachers of redneck hick utopia.
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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Wow, way to use that Jump to Conclusions mat there, DA Castor.
Cockgobbler.
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Murgos
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"I mean, you have many, many stab wounds and those kitchen things involve knives and cleavers and things of that nature. There may be a connection but I can’t say for sure.” I like this guy. Being able to say something so vague that it can apply to almost thing/object combination is a true talent. "I mean, you have many, many stab wounds and those Movable Typle Printing Presses involve lots of sharp parts and things of that nature. There may be a connection but I can’t say for sure.” |
"You have all recieved youre last warning. I am in the process of currently tracking all of youre ips and pinging your home adressess. you should not have commencemed a war with me" - Aaron Rayburn
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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AOFanboi
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"I mean, you have many, many stab wounds and those 'Dungeons and Dragons' fantasy games involve swords and knives and daggers and things of that nature. There may be a connection but I can’t say for sure.”
Someone show him a four-sided die and ask: "Did he stab using one of these? This is a Dungeons and Dragons dagger: An imaginary object that does 1d4 damage. Or are you full of shit?" Blameless Society rises again: "Something out there made him do it!" |
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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Did you guys see that episode of Reno 911 that had Patton Oswalt in it? He played a larping DM who got the cops called on him for making his players take actual damage. When the cops came, he's all (in full wizard regalia), "I am a level 50 wizard. I am immune to melee weapons, range weapons, magic.." and before he could finish the cops says, "Are you immune to MACE?" and sprays him in the face. He clutches his face screaming, "CROM!!!"
Classic moment in TV history.
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« Last Edit: March 29, 2005, 04:24:19 PM by voodoolily »
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schild
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I think that Reno 911 skit was linked to by Sky or someone somewhere on f13.
I still think he should have said - I take off my Robe and my Wizard hat.
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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I think that Reno 911 skit was linked to by Sky or someone somewhere on f13.
I still think he should have said - I take off my Robe and my Wizard hat.
Oh no you didn't. BLOOD NINJA!!!! NOOOO!!!!! |
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Fargull
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That DA is a sad case of a geek getting kicked out of the geek club in highschool.
Wanna play with us Mr. Rule Lawyer, suck my fat one and get the fuck out of dodge.
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"I have come to believe that a great teacher is a great artist and that there are as few as there are any other great artists. Teaching might even be the greatest of the arts since the medium is the human mind and spirit." John Steinbeck
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voodoolily
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Whatever happened to simply blaming heavy metal?
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Fargull
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Whatever happened to simply blaming heavy metal?
Metallica turning all capitalistic and demanding the Man protect them. Didn't even Bob Dole give them the thumbs up. |
"I have come to believe that a great teacher is a great artist and that there are as few as there are any other great artists. Teaching might even be the greatest of the arts since the medium is the human mind and spirit." John Steinbeck
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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Yes, sadly. And twas the darkest day in heavy metal when Dubya gave Ozzy props.
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MaceVanHoffen
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Whatever happened to simply blaming heavy metal?
If you read this post backward you can hear a special message from Satan telling you to poke Mommy's eyes out. |
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