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on: March 28, 2005, 06:24:41 PM


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A group of Russian scientists has suggested caning as a treatment for those who suffer from drug and alcohol addiction as well as depression and suicidal tendencies, the Izvestia daily reports.

The name of the report delivered at the international conference on new methods of treating addictions is “Pain affliction as a method of treatment for addictive behavior and other manifestations of non-vitalistic activity”. Scientists claim that drug addiction, alcoholism, suicidal behavior and psychosomatic disorders are all caused by a lack of zest for life. When a patient is caned, the body starts producing endorphins — happiness hormones — and life seems attractive again.

The recommended treatment course is 30 sessions of 60 cane strokes, delivered on the buttocks by a person of average build. The method has been tested on volunteers and the results are said to be positive.

The scientists claim the effect of the treatment is even greater if a patient is caned by a doctor of the opposite sex.

The author of the method, Doctor Sergei Speransky told the newspaper that people often asked if he was a masochist. “No, I am not a classic masochist,” the doctor said.

http://mosnews.com/news/2005/03/28/nopainnogain.shtml
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Reply #1 on: March 28, 2005, 09:49:41 PM

The recommended treatment course is 30 sessions of 60 cane strokes, delivered on the buttocks by a person of average build. The method has been tested on volunteers and the results are said to be positive.

The scientists claim the effect of the treatment is even greater if a patient is caned by a doctor of the opposite sex.

You mean people who VOLUNTEERED to have their ass beat had positive results? Did they dress up as naughty nurses first?

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Reply #2 on: March 28, 2005, 10:24:16 PM

I'm suprised Singapore didn't figure this out first.

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Reply #3 on: March 29, 2005, 02:44:48 AM

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The scientists claim the effect of the treatment is even greater if a patient is caned by a doctor of the opposite sex.

Except in 10% of patients, who responded greater to a doctor of the same sex.

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The author of the method, Doctor Sergei Speransky told the newspaper that people often asked if he was a masochist. “No, I am not a classic masochist,” the doctor said.

More of a postmodern masochist, then?

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Reply #4 on: March 29, 2005, 07:30:33 AM

Beatings will continue until moral improves = true!

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