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SirBruce
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EverQuest Inspires Pizza, Babies Written by Jason Dobson Friday, 25 March 2005 Sony Online Entertainment just sent notice that some poor baby has been named after a character in EverQuest. Apparently players really, really love this game. Case in point: player Tabitha Ayers gave birth to a baby girl January 6, 2005, and promptly named her Firiona Vie Ayers, in honor of EverQuest’s famous spokes-elf. The path to geekdom for this child has aready been paved in 12-sided dice and character sheets.  When did the parents find the time to tear themselves away from the game to actually have sex? Bruce |
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Strazos
Greetings from the Slave Coast
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The World's Worst Game: Curry or Covid
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It's called multi-tasking.
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Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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Paelos
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It's called multi-tasking.
It's like naming your daughter Crystal. You know she's either going to be a stripper or a whore. If you're lucky, both. |
CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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January 6, 2005 There is no way the kid in the picture is less than 3 months old. That has to be a typo or something. Also, the parents need to be slapped. |
When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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Give it a year or two and maybe we'll see a story about them being arrested for child neglect after they lock the baby in the closet for 13 hours for a Plane of Time raid.
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Locked in the closet? That little toddler will be in on the chain-heal gang, they probably already have a cleric all pl'd up for it.
...at least it'll learn to read and write, and it's numbers....
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Furiously
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Can you IMAGINE all the uber loot that kid is going to have?
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Strazos
Greetings from the Slave Coast
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The World's Worst Game: Curry or Covid
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Can you IMAGINE all the uber loot that kid is going to have?
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Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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