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on: March 24, 2005, 08:25:21 AM

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Penis problem earns inmate his freedom

March 24 2005 at 02:51PM

Plzen - A Czech prisoner serving time for theft has been freed and allowed to go back home to his wife after getting a permanent erection.

The 37-year-old man was serving a six-month sentence in Plzen jail in the south-west of the country - and woke wardens in the early hours of the morning complaining he had an erection that would not go away.

He told staff it was extremely painful and after prison doctors called to examine the erect member were unable to help, the man had to be taken to a specialist hospital in Prague, where surgeons were forced to operate to treat the problem.

They said the man had been suffering from a rare condition known as priapismus in which blood becomes trapped in the penis during an erection and can only be treated through immediate surgery, local daily Pravo reported.

After surgery, however, the man was allowed to go home, where medical experts said he would be better off being cared for by his wife than in the prison hospital. - Ananova.com
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Reply #1 on: March 24, 2005, 08:27:55 AM

Now that is a new definition of 'doing hard time'.

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Reply #2 on: March 24, 2005, 09:32:14 AM

Now that is a new definition of 'doing hard time'.
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Reply #3 on: March 24, 2005, 09:33:06 AM

Mrs. Convict was quoted as saying, "Why the fuck didn't you send him home BEFORE the surgery?"

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Reply #4 on: March 24, 2005, 10:00:06 AM

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medical experts said he would be better off being cared for by his wife than in the prison hospital
Heh. Says something about czech prison hospitals if he's better off not recovering in one...
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Reply #5 on: March 24, 2005, 10:04:25 AM

He must be Viagra's new Poster Child!

"The performance of Viagra is so great, people will be wow'ed....They'lll even let you out of jail, in respect of your, "accomplishment"."

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Reply #6 on: March 24, 2005, 10:17:13 AM

He must be Viagra's new Poster Child!

"The performance of Viagra is so great, people will be wow'ed....They'lll even let you out of jail, in respect of your, "accomplishment"."

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Reply #7 on: March 24, 2005, 11:12:51 AM

If your erection lasts for more than four hours, call the Governor!

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Reply #8 on: March 24, 2005, 10:58:27 PM

Whats Jeb got to do with this?

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Reply #9 on: March 24, 2005, 11:03:54 PM

Whats Jeb got to do with this?

Bruce will take any opporunity he can to be pervy. It doesn't matter a single bit if it's funny or not. Which it usually isn't. The above two posts being prime examples.
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Reply #10 on: March 24, 2005, 11:10:02 PM

Whats Jeb got to do with this?

Bruce will take any opporunity he can to be pervy. It doesn't matter a single bit if it's funny or not. Which it usually isn't. The above two posts being prime examples.

Though to be fair, I found his post in the Spidey thread about Black Cat to be....oddly suitable.
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Reply #11 on: March 25, 2005, 03:28:12 AM

Way to miss the joke.  The point was, in the US, Governors are usually the ones that grant pardons and commute sentences, so if a guy was getting out of jail due to an erection, he'd be the one to be notified...

Bruce
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