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WayAbvPar
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on: March 21, 2005, 10:31:39 AM
Vacation home stolen

These crooks are the polar opposite of the dumbass who fell asleep in his car in front of the bank. These cats are go-getters!

My fav quote, from the local police's No Shit, Sherlock division-

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While it's not unusual for tools or lumber to be stolen from the property of absentee owners, "it's highly unusual for someone to have their house stolen," said Detective Mark Joyce of the El Dorado County Sheriff's Department. "I can't recall ever hearing about that."
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Strazos
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Reply #1 on: March 21, 2005, 03:54:23 PM
That's just sad.
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TheWalrus
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Reply #2 on: March 21, 2005, 06:40:38 PM
A couple dozen high quality land mines would provide the security hes looking for.
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shiznitz
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Reply #3 on: March 22, 2005, 09:51:37 AM
Where does one fence a house?
I have never played WoW.
kaid
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Reply #4 on: March 22, 2005, 02:45:28 PM
Perhaps at a garage sale?
Nazrat
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Reply #5 on: March 22, 2005, 02:52:02 PM
In the yard.
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