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jgsugden
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on: September 13, 2019, 09:23:24 PM

Just... don't. 

2020 will be the year I gave up all hope.
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When she crossed over, she was just a ship. But when she came back... she was bullshit!


Reply #1 on: September 13, 2019, 10:20:32 PM

I am about halfway in, is it too late? Because I will probably finish on "Sunk Cost" principle.

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Reply #2 on: September 13, 2019, 10:58:58 PM

I'm watching it now actually. It's uh.

It's certainly Neil Labutey.
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Reply #3 on: September 14, 2019, 01:34:52 AM

I finished it all after Dark Crystal.

The good news is it's self contained and quite short.

The bad news is it's utter plagiarism.

The Stunning News is the lead actress.  Dear Fucking God.  Yum.


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Reply #4 on: September 14, 2019, 07:24:39 AM

I am dumbfounded that anyone could continue beyond the first ime they enter the water.

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Reply #5 on: September 14, 2019, 08:17:08 AM

Hey, it could be worse.  Did you watch ANY of Another Life ?  Dear GOD.


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Reply #6 on: September 15, 2019, 06:59:14 AM

You had me at Yum, Ironwood.  You had me at Yum.

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Reply #7 on: September 15, 2019, 11:20:33 AM


Hic sunt dracones.
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Reply #8 on: September 17, 2019, 10:00:35 AM

Hey, it could be worse.  Did you watch ANY of Another Life ?  Dear GOD.



I got like half of one episode in. When it looked like it was just going to be a bad CW show in space, I was out. They even managed to give lore reasons why everyone was young and hot. FFS.

This sounds.. dreadful.

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Reply #9 on: September 17, 2019, 10:03:44 AM

It was worse than a bad CW show.
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Reply #10 on: September 17, 2019, 10:08:40 PM

It had some potential, but yeah, it wasn't great.  The entire premise of the thing, which is almost literally learned in the last 30 seconds, doesn't even make goddamn sense.


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Reply #11 on: September 22, 2019, 09:57:30 AM

I was hired and started watching this. I didn't know anything going in. The island thing had some bad writing but I was like I could watch some poorly written Lost knock off.

Then she woke up or whatever so I turned it off.


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Reply #12 on: September 22, 2019, 10:33:59 AM

Yeah, it would have been much better had they just left it all on the island itself.

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Reply #13 on: October 03, 2019, 01:41:46 PM

Hey, it could be worse.  Did you watch ANY of Another Life ?  Dear GOD.



another life is agressively terrible. I had to grudge watch the damn thing just in the off chance that everybody dies of syphillis by the end but no such luck.
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