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Topic: This is why I just build sand castles. (Read 3468 times)
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Kenrick
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Paelos
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They always say death is instaneous in cases like this. Did they do research or something on death? I have a feeling getting eaten by a shark is just like going to sleep...in a giant blender.
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Kenrick
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Well if he was chomped straight in half in one bite, the aorta would be severed and hence I'd imagine death would be pretty much instantaneous.
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TheWalrus
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Oh cmon. There had to be that split second where he got to think "Fuck."
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Murgos
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Considering it takes several minutes for the brain to die I would assume he thought it quite a bit.
He probably lost conciousness pretty early on though, but I bet thats still plenty of time to realize what just happened.
Probably never felt it though, you would go into shock immediately. Most of the people I've talked to who have suffered major injuries such as gunshot wounds have said they didn't feel the pain for several minutes. My own personal experience is that getting injured doesn't hurt until after your brain has decided you have a good chance to live through it.
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Riggswolfe
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In half? Damn. I wonder if he saw it coming or if he was like "what's that burning fe...AHHHHH"
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voodoolily
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Really, that guy should be thankful. If he'd been bitten by a gila monster, he would have slowly died of incredible infections. Gila monsters harbor botulism, salmonella and E. coli in their mouths. They're immune to all the nasties and if you get even the tiniest nibble from one of those things, like, your whole leg will get infected and fall off. And I'm pretty sure they also give you AIDS and testicular cancer.
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And I'm pretty sure they also give you AIDS and testicular cancer. Only if you are dumb enough to fuck one. |
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Wonder if everyone used to call him chum?
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Paelos
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Wonder if everyone used to call him chum?
Probably, every calls me "Big mass of half-eaten bloody entrails". I wonder how I'll go. |
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Kenrick
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How the hell did lizards get into this thread?
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SirBruce
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 "Slow ahead." I can go slow ahead. Come on down here and chum some of this shit. Bruce |
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voodoolily
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He shoulda just jumped that motherfucker.
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