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						| Ironwood 
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 It's rare I agree with Mr Schild on 'Be There', but it looks like I will indeed Be There.
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 Was there any doubt, though? I prefer the 3rd person swordy to 1st person, but meh. Doesn't matter, really.
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 i would hope so it's been in production longer than star citizen
 
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 God fucking damn, this looks fantastic   I had high expectations and what they showed just blew them the fuck away.
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 I might actually get past the first 30 minutes of a CD PROJEKT RED game with this one.
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 I might actually get past the first 30 minutes of a CD PROJEKT RED game with this one.
 
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 I might actually get past the first 30 minutes of a CD PROJEKT RED game with this one.
 
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 It's not the first 30 minutes that bothers me, it's when I play these games religiously for a week, then forget about them, then come back 2 years later with zero fucking clue of who I am, what I was doing and where I've been.
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 I loved almost everything about that video.
 Except for the John Wick 3 Mook they stuck in there as a sidekick.
 
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 I might actually get past the first 30 minutes of a CD PROJEKT RED game with this one.
 
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 Coming out April 16th, 2020 (4 years, 11 months after Witcher 3).
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 Main trailer guy looks like right out of the Mass Effect character creator. 
 But I guess that makes sense as it's what your typical 20-year old man that had access to enhancements would go for....
 
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