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TheWalrus
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on: September 26, 2017, 09:42:40 PM

Fuel for the climate conspiracy nutballs.

http://m.imdb.com/title/tt1981128/

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Reply #1 on: September 27, 2017, 08:38:55 AM

Jesus, that movie looks like a hit of pure crystallized stupid.

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Reply #2 on: September 27, 2017, 08:58:37 AM

I've seen trailers for it before Hitman's Bodyguard and Kingsmen 2.  It's far, far worse than you'd believe from the description. The trailer sells the stupid like it's a feature, not a bug.

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Reply #3 on: September 27, 2017, 08:59:18 AM

Yeah, the trailer is the only thing I've seen. I haven't read the description because it can't possibly be more stupid than the trailer.

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Reply #4 on: September 27, 2017, 09:05:07 AM

Elevator Pitch:

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When the network of satellites designed to control the global climate start to attack Earth, it's a race against the clock to uncover the real threat before a worldwide geostorm wipes out everything and everyone.

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When catastrophic climate change endangers Earth's very survival, world governments unite and create the Dutch Boy Program: a world wide net of satellites, surrounding the planet, that are armed with geoengineering technologies designed to stave off the natural disasters. After successfully protecting the planet for two years, something is starting to go wrong. Two estranged brothers are tasked with solving the program's malfunction before a world wide Geostorm can engulf the planet.

Trailer: HERP DERP Scientist-hero single-handledly tries to stop  COBRA (name may be altered) from unleashing the Weather Dominator.  GI Joe not featured.

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Reply #5 on: September 27, 2017, 09:07:43 AM


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