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on: April 13, 2017, 09:25:38 AM

Edit by Trippy: Red Band trailer NSFW lots of swearing and vulgar language

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Ryan Reynolds and Sam Jackson - the former is a bodyguard, the latter is the world's most wanted hitman who Ryan Reynolds is I guess being paid to protect. I laughed so goddamn hard at this trailer it's now a must see. Triple bonus points for choice of song.
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Reply #1 on: April 13, 2017, 10:07:49 AM

I have doubts about the movie, but the trailer was perfect, yes.  Both in the song choice, and the fact that half the dialog was making fun of Sam Jackson's acting.

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Reply #2 on: April 13, 2017, 10:26:43 AM

I can't wrap my head around the title... but the trailer looked good.

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Reply #3 on: April 13, 2017, 11:19:36 AM

In my head all I can see is Deadpool trying to keep Samuel L. Jackson alive.

I find that I'm okay with this.
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Reply #4 on: April 13, 2017, 11:23:44 AM

In my head all I can see is Deadpool trying to keep Samuel L. Jackson Nick Fury alive.

I find that I'm okay with this.
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Reply #5 on: April 13, 2017, 11:27:20 AM

Oh dear god, that song.  DRILLING AND MANLINESS DRILLING AND MANLINESS DRILLING AND MANLINESS DRILLING AND MANLINESS DRILLING AND MANLINESS DRILLING AND MANLINESS DRILLING AND MANLINESS DRILLING AND MANLINESS DRILLING AND MANLINESS

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Reply #6 on: April 13, 2017, 12:50:56 PM

Oh dear god, that song.  DRILLING AND MANLINESS DRILLING AND MANLINESS DRILLING AND MANLINESS DRILLING AND MANLINESS DRILLING AND MANLINESS DRILLING AND MANLINESS DRILLING AND MANLINESS DRILLING AND MANLINESS DRILLING AND MANLINESS

Oh gods!  My co-workers probably thought I was having a seizure from trying to not laugh my head off from that trailer.  I totally was not expecting that song choice!

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Reply #7 on: April 13, 2017, 01:05:19 PM

I absolutely was expecting that song choice.   why so serious?  Looks pretty fun.

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Reply #8 on: April 13, 2017, 05:21:15 PM

Ok that trailer was funny.  Hopefully the rest of the movie lives up to it.
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Reply #9 on: April 13, 2017, 05:55:38 PM

It's Ryan Reynolds and Samuel L Jackson playing themselves, can't really go wrong.

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