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on: March 29, 2017, 11:11:33 AM

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Reply #1 on: March 29, 2017, 11:13:46 AM



IT'S PERFECT
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Reply #2 on: March 29, 2017, 11:17:14 AM

Wow... I'm not big into horror or Stephan King, but damn this looks like I might have to watch

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Reply #3 on: March 29, 2017, 11:28:52 AM

It's so fucking good it's a guarantee I will never ever see this movie. fuuuck that!

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Reply #4 on: March 29, 2017, 11:49:16 AM

They better offer adult diapers with the price of admission.

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Reply #5 on: March 29, 2017, 01:32:49 PM

after watching it 50 times

i'm basically convinced it's gonna be the horror movie of the decade
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Reply #6 on: March 29, 2017, 01:43:19 PM

 Ohhhhh, I see.

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Reply #7 on: March 29, 2017, 01:46:12 PM

i accidentally a word

it's gone now
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Reply #8 on: March 29, 2017, 01:50:22 PM

This is gonna be another I Am Legend, isn't it ?  You haven't geeked out like this in a while.

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Reply #9 on: March 29, 2017, 01:58:24 PM

uh

this isn't a will smith summer blockbuster

it's 2.5 hours of stephen king with a huge budget taken to screen

arguably the best stephen king

ironwood, that scene with the hands coming out of the giant furnace, that's called the black spot, where a bunch of white supremacists burned black soldiers at a club

that's the kind of movie this is

and they're gonna go the distance
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Reply #10 on: March 29, 2017, 02:08:14 PM

I've read the book.

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Reply #11 on: March 29, 2017, 02:09:43 PM

This looks a lot better than the previous incarnation. That said, holy fuck.

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Reply #12 on: March 29, 2017, 02:13:07 PM

F13 sucking clown cock!  why so serious?

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Reply #13 on: March 29, 2017, 02:14:09 PM

Yeah, bring on the spider at the end and the time when all the kids fuck the girl to get out the sewers.  It'll be rad.  RAD.

Also, Georgie keeps his arm there.  Didn't he get that's shit ripped off ?


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Reply #14 on: March 29, 2017, 02:48:06 PM

That trailer is very good.

I don't think 2.5 hours is long enough to truly do the story justice.  Also, all the other attempts to bring IT to video.   Ohhhhh, I see.
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Reply #15 on: March 29, 2017, 02:52:08 PM

This'll just be the section when they were kids. So, 2.5 should be fine.

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Reply #16 on: March 29, 2017, 03:06:51 PM

Yeah, bring on the spider at the end and the time when all the kids fuck the girl to get out the sewers.  It'll be rad.  RAD.

Also, Georgie keeps his arm there.  Didn't he get that's shit ripped off ?



Yes, but he wasn't dead yet. I don't know if IT appeared with or without the arm when taunting his brother.

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Reply #17 on: March 29, 2017, 05:51:19 PM

Yeah, bring on the spider at the end and the time when all the kids fuck the girl to get out the sewers.  It'll be rad.  RAD.

Also, Georgie keeps his arm there.  Didn't he get that's shit ripped off ?



Everyone always brings up them running a train on Beverly

It's not that important that they keep it in the movie

As for the spider, they already said they switched incarnations to fit modern horror better.
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Reply #18 on: March 29, 2017, 05:54:01 PM

That looked like a standard movie trailer to me. There's nothing to suggest that they've majorly fucked anything up, but there's also no indication that as a movie that is going to have to largely be carried by the performances of a group of child actors that this is going to be the "horror movie of the decade".
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Reply #19 on: March 29, 2017, 09:55:12 PM

That looked like a standard movie trailer to me. There's nothing to suggest that they've majorly fucked anything up, but there's also no indication that as a movie that is going to have to largely be carried by the performances of a group of child actors that this is going to be the "horror movie of the decade".
I guess we're just gonna have to see. /shruggyguy
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Reply #20 on: March 31, 2017, 10:29:36 AM

The trailer has a strong "We tried really hard not to fuck this up" look/feel to it that is encouraging.

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Reply #21 on: March 31, 2017, 11:08:02 AM

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Reply #22 on: March 31, 2017, 12:29:35 PM

Not a big fan of the color desaturation.  Not that keen on them changing it from the 50's to the 80's either.  Still looks worth watching.

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Reply #23 on: March 31, 2017, 01:01:56 PM

Changing the timeline sort of makes sense, to appeal to more modern audience. I'm not sure it will make as much sense for the black character to be so out of place to join these kids as he would have been in the 50's.

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Reply #24 on: March 31, 2017, 01:18:15 PM

You haven't been up north much, have you...

Believe me, totally accurate.

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Reply #25 on: March 31, 2017, 02:09:06 PM

Yeah, sadly it's still not unusual to hit pockets where nigger is used freely, amid other less savory epithets. Since President Von Clownstick assumed the throne, I would say my little town has gotten noticeably worse, which really blows.

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Reply #26 on: March 31, 2017, 02:10:22 PM

There's more black people in Derry than there are in Austin.
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Reply #27 on: April 01, 2017, 01:57:12 PM

As for the spider, they already said they switched incarnations to fit modern horror better.

So they will just have Tim Curry sans makeup grinning at them as the True Form.  why so serious?

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Reply #28 on: April 01, 2017, 04:01:15 PM

They could go very terrifying, and have Willem Dafoe.

Or go all out, and have Gary Busey.
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Reply #29 on: April 02, 2017, 04:58:51 PM

I cannot wait.  I was a skeptic until this preview.

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Reply #30 on: July 27, 2017, 11:36:51 AM

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Reply #31 on: July 27, 2017, 11:54:53 AM

Welp, I shit myself.  ACK!

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Reply #32 on: July 27, 2017, 02:27:45 PM

Jesus fuck. The original was kinda campy scary, parts of that were just fucking terrifying. Who's takin their kids to see it?

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Reply #33 on: July 27, 2017, 03:07:59 PM

You guys are really making it hard for me to not click on those links.

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I don't think it's aimed at kids, is it?
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Reply #34 on: July 27, 2017, 04:57:46 PM

I am terrified of clowns.  Always have been.  Fuck this movie.

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