Sky
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Eh, I don't like fast zombies.
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01101010
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You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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Nintendo Treehouse... Wonder what the word of the day will be?  Oh fantastic... Zelda and that's about it. Man, Nintendo really has tumbled into the abyss. |
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Does any one know where the love of God goes...When the waves turn the minutes to hours? -G. Lightfoot
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01101010
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You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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20 min of chatting about the new Pokemon for 3DS while some guy plays the alpha/beta version.  edit: make that the entire hour. |
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Does any one know where the love of God goes...When the waves turn the minutes to hours? -G. Lightfoot
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KallDrexx
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This is a terrible demo of a video game.... whose idea was it to present the game this way....
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schild
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Yay, turned it on just in time to see a Zelda that could've been on the Gamecube.
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schild
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I literally have no words for how ugly this is. Fuck me twice.
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schild
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I'm done watching this. This is offensive.
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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Should have been called "Zelda: We're Not Even Fucking Trying Anymore."
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schild
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The girl playing loves the art style.
Funny because the art style says to me "1990s PS1."
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Yegolev
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2/10 WOULD NOT INGEST
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Does this explain the text I just got from my son about "Zelda U" ?
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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schild
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Tell him he's wrong and doesn't want it.
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HaemishM
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The girl playing loves the art style.
Funny because the art style says to me "1990s PS1."
It's such a weird mishmash of cel-shading on top of realistic for a video game terrain. Really jarring, especially in the scene with the horseback riding. |
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KallDrexx
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The cell shading isn't even consistent. In one area grass is heavily cell shaded, in others it is barely and more "realistic".
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Fabricated
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~Living the Dream~
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I enjoyed their reasoning for not making Link female.
Now don't get me wrong- making Link female is retarded because you have a perfectly good potential female protagonist right fucking there who hasn't had a game to herself since the CDi, but he couldn't have worded it wronger if he tried.
It literally would've came off better Aonuma had said, "No, because fuck you."
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"The world is populated in the main by people who should not exist." - George Bernard Shaw
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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schild
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I enjoyed their reasoning for not making Link female.
Now don't get me wrong- making Link female is retarded because you have a perfectly good potential female protagonist right fucking there who hasn't had a game to herself since the CDi, but he couldn't have worded it wronger if he tried.
It literally would've came off better Aonuma had said, "No, because fuck you."
I didn't listen to anyone TALK about the game because no one was going to ask "do you all even fucking care anymore?" |
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schild
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Yegolev
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Did you read "Get out of the house" in Hank Hill's voice?
I'll put that in the Anticipating column for now.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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schild
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My problem with the game is that at some point it has to become Resident Evil.
I'd rather it become Silent Hill.
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schild
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Ok, the 20 minutes I just watched is already on the PS store for Plus subscribers. So, yeah, just play it rather than watch it (assuming you bought 10 years of PS+ when walmart had them for $20 2 christmases ago).
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Yegolev
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I also immediately thought Silent Hill, but the BOWs never show up in the first 20 minutes anyway.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Falconeer
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a polyamorous pansexual genderqueer born and living in the wrong country
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Rendakor
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My body is ready.
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"i can't be a star citizen. they won't even give me a star green card"
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Rasix
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I am the harbinger of your doom!
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-Rasix
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Yegolev
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Yep.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Whoever the guy with the scratchy voice is on the twitch E3 stream is annoying as hell. Definition of tool.
edit: unsurprised he has an eyebrow piercing (that looks like a dick piercing). Looks like today's celebrity lookalike is a less talented, douchier Artie Lang.
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Ok, the 20 minutes I just watched is already on the PS store for Plus subscribers. So, yeah, just play it rather than watch it (assuming you bought 10 years of PS+ when walmart had them for $20 2 christmases ago).
The content of the demo also isn't something that will appear in the actual game. |
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schild
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Why not? It ends with a cliffhanger that sets up a story.
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Sky
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Who the hell is playing Adele in the background?
Bonus points to the first dev who adds tackle to any grapple.
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HaemishM
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 Welp, there's a reason to buy a PS4. |
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Rasix
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It's for PS3 as well.
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-Rasix
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schild
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I'm excited for Persona, but that trailer is awful.
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Sky
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I don't care for it and normally don't mention that, but that trailer was past awful into acid flashback no bueno.
Was hoping for a next gen console, put in a preorder for a half gen xbox slim. Finally going to wave the white flag on my long-standing Madden ban, all hope of 2k football is lost in the rear-view and I do love console football.
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Fabricated
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I guess going from over-the-top action movie shit to Resident Chainsaw Massacre is an interesting enough twist.
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"The world is populated in the main by people who should not exist." - George Bernard Shaw
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