Wash Your Willy

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Perv Busted After Willy Wash Incident

Meet Robin McCain. The 26-year-old Wisconsin man was charged yesterday with indecent exposure for disrobing at laundromats, which he told cops was a "statement about personal freedom and not sexuality." According to a Circuit Court misdemeanor complaint, McCain exposed himself in January to a female patron at the King Koin Laundromat, allegedly telling her that "he was doing a nudist experiment that his friends told him to do." McCain then walked around commenting about his, um, size while fondling himself. Earlier this month at Willy Wash, McCain dropped trou while a woman folded her laundry, an incident that was caught on a surveillance camera. While McCain has copped to the Willy Wash incident, he has denied involvement in the King Koin exposure (yeah, it seems real likely that La Crosse County has two perverts who ply their trade around Maytags). McCain, who, not surprisingly, has previously pleaded to four counts of exposing himself to a child, faces up to four years in jail if convicted on both indecent exposure counts.

[Shockeye]

Laundry nudist overexposed

By Tribune staff

A La Crosse man who admitted he stripped naked at a La Crosse self-serve laundry earlier this month told police he had no sexual intentions but was making a statement about personal rights.

Robin T. McCain, 26, 1524 S. 16th St., was charged Thursday in La Crosse County District Court with two counts of indecent exposure as a habitual criminal. He is accused of stripping naked at public laundry facilities at the Willy Wash, 1034 Redfield St., on March 1 and at King Koin Launderette, 2238 State Road, on Jan. 31.

McCain denies he was responsible in the January incident, but he was picked out of a photo lineup by a woman who was at the facility at the time, according to police.

McCain told police he was only naked for a minute and thought he was alone.

McCain's record includes a 2002 conviction on four counts of exposing genitals to a child in Milwaukee.

[Ironwood]

That must have been an interesting line-up.

[HaemishM]

McCain told police he was only naked for a minute and thought he was alone.

I fail to see how this would somehow absolve one of the guilt of appearing with your dick swinging in public.