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Topic: Indiana Jones 5 - The Walking Stick of Justice (Read 10782 times)
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Jade Falcon
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They need shia labeouf returning as Indies son, stabbing him with excalibur so he can rule england.
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luckton
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They need shia labeouf returning as Indies son, stabbing himself with excalibur repeatedly.
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Merusk
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Ford is 5' 11". Stallone is 5' 8".
Yes, that's my point. Their eyeline and heads are at the same level in that photo. There is no 2" difference discernable. |
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Indy should run around punching hippies in the face and finding some lost booga-booga that would totally win the Vietnam War if those stupid Top Men would just listen to him.
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Abagadro
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Indiana Jones and the Giant Blue Dong.
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Merusk
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All he'd be doing is asking about the location of his automobile.
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Jeff Kelly
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According to the scuttlebutt Ford only agreed to star in a new Indiana Jones on two conditions
- No George Lucas
- No Shia La Beouf
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Pennilenko
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According to the scuttlebutt Ford only agreed to star in a new Indiana Jones on two conditions
- No George Lucas
- No Shia La Beouf
That's amazing if true, since those are exactly the same conditions I have for paying to go see it. |
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Lakov_Sanite
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Ford is old and thinking of his legacy. He ended Han appropriately, he doesn't want Indy to end with crystal skull and while I'm not sure he can pull off super old indy I respect him for trying.
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Khaldun
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Mandella
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Ford is old and thinking of his legacy. He ended Han appropriately, he doesn't want Indy to end with crystal skull and while I'm not sure he can pull off super old indy I respect him for trying.
This. I was very pleasantly surprised at how well he was able to slip back into Han Solo in The Force Awakens, and that's whats giving me a lot of hope for another Indy. Plus, I really miss Ford doing fun characters after decades of "serious" acting roles. |
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Megrim
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I had a conversation about this recently. The premise for the movie should be: and ageing Indy & co are trekking through some jungle to find a long lost cannibal tribe. Its rumoured to be led by a great chief. They are captured and brought before the chief - surprise, its Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf. You can work a whole Heart of Darkness story into it and everything. It'd be great. |
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