schild
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So, uh, are we gonna do this or are we not because it's a shitty client based server?
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Teleku
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https://i.imgur.com/mcj5kz7.png
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What does that mean exactly? I thought they were offering their own servers you could rent to play on?
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Trippy
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So, uh, are we gonna do this or are we not because it's a shitty client based server?
Waiting to see what the actual system requirements are for running a "dedicated" server -- i.e. what you need if you aren't also playing your character on the same machine. What does that mean exactly? I thought they were offering their own servers you could rent to play on?
You can play on the official Funcom servers but you are stuck with whatever ruleset they have on them. You can run your own server on your own hardware by launching it through the game client. Playperfect, which is hosting the official Funcom servers, will rent you your own server if you don't have your own hardware to do this on.
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Bunk
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Operating Thetan One
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Launches in a week. Probably will keep me interested at least as long as ARK did... Mind you, Early Access, so who knows how many of the "features" listed will be in the game. Early ARK was little more than pooping, and then racing to see if you would get eaten or die of exposure first.
If a bunch of you decide to give it a whirl, I will.
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Falconeer
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Launches in 11 hours! So buying this, even though I have literally zero time to play. Fucking USA and 13 hours work shifts every day.
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Shannow
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what price we looking at?
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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what price we looking at?
1. Too damned much 2. Steam Sale 3. f13 buys it, becomes the hot new thing, drops it in a week
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Shannow
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30 dollars btw. Damn steam card burning a hole in my pocket...
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Someone liked something? Who the fuzzy fuck was this heretic? You don't come to this website and enjoy something. Fuck that. ~ The Walrus
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Nebu
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3. f13 buys it, becomes the hot new thing, drops it in a week
Spoken like a true f13 veteran.
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schild
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i dont have a web connection
soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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Trippy
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Didn't realize this was Early Access and it definitely looks it. Also the top streamer on Twitch is currently running around with no pants on.
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Ard
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So they at least kept to the lore again.
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Trippy
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No I don't mean she's wearing a loin cloth. I mean she is wearing nothing below the waist. As in naked below the waist.
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Falconeer
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It's inspired by Rust, so...
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Ard
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No I don't mean she's wearing a loin cloth. I mean she is wearing nothing below the waist. As in naked below the waist.
I stand by my statement still. I'd provide proof but the NSFW thread is in another subforum ;)
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Trippy
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Oh okay, I thought you were referring to the image.
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Ginaz
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« Last Edit: January 30, 2017, 10:20:30 PM by Ginaz »
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Falconeer
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Lucas
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Further proof that Italians have suspect taste in games.
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I can't buy it at the moment, so I echo what a guy asked in the comments section of PC Gamer: given the fidelity of the physics, can you nut...I mean, stun your opponents hitting them with your nuts amd genital apparatus in general?
Thanks in advance for any clarification you may provide me on this subject. Sincerely yours, blah blah blah.
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Trippy
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Given the janky combat system it seems unlikely right now. Maybe in a future version.
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grunk
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This poster is a gibbering retard. Also, he used to post from a rehab clinic.
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im picking this shit up tonight!
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Signe
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I had $25 on Steam so I bought it. The shlong slider alone is worth a fiver in hilarity.
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schild
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I will probably buy this as I just had $40 show up in PayPal. Now comeon, where are the goods in jpg terms? I'm gonna mark this thread as nsfw, as it's gonna get weird. Obviously.
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Torinak
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Is there an actual game, or is it just dick sliders and waiting for the Dawn: Conan Edition patch?
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Xuri
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몇살이세욬ㅋ 몇살이 몇살 몇살이세욬ㅋ!!!!!1!
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Bought. Will there be a f13 server for this? =P
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Ginaz
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I will probably buy this as I just had $40 show up in PayPal. Now comeon, where are the goods in jpg terms? I'm gonna mark this thread as nsfw, as it's gonna get weird. Obviously.
Ok, you asked for it.
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01101010
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holy god...
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Xuri
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몇살이세욬ㅋ 몇살이 몇살 몇살이세욬ㅋ!!!!!1!
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Physics engine in action:
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schild
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oh fuck this is the best game ever
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schild
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i am so fucking angry I don't have a real net connection right now
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Signe
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Muse.
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They are all obviously from the same place as what Cornholio is from.
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Yegolev
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OK, now I'm interested. A "HUNGRY" status while watching someone teabag a corpse? Fills my "watch the world burn" hole.
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Xuri
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몇살이세욬ㅋ 몇살이 몇살 몇살이세욬ㅋ!!!!!1!
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Oh wow, there are first person boobs too! So THIS is what it's like to have these.. hmm.. this game needs VR mode :X
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Ard
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Oh god, that gif has me laughing so hard I'm tearing up and can't even read the rest of the thread.
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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I love that it's just tit and genital physics and nothing else. No other muscles, not the hair... what a pandering pile of juvenile nonsense.
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