Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
April 24, 2017, 06:22:34 AM

Login with username, password and session length

Search:     Advanced search
Donate! | Subscribe! | Shop: Amazon

***DONATION DRIVE 2 HAS BEGUN:
CLICK HERE TO BURN MONEY***
*
Home Help Search Login Register
f13.net  |  f13.net General Forums  |  PC/Console Gaming  |  Topic: Conan Exiles [NSFW] 0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.
Pages: 1 [2] 3 4 ... 6 Go Down Print
Author Topic: Conan Exiles [NSFW]  (Read 6471 times)
schild
Administrator
Posts: 54225


WWW
Reply #35 on: January 22, 2017, 10:28:14 AM

So, uh, are we gonna do this or are we not because it's a shitty client based server?
Teleku
Terracotta Army
Posts: 8833

http://tinyurl.com/d89qk7g


Reply #36 on: January 22, 2017, 12:06:17 PM

What does that mean exactly?  I thought they were offering their own servers you could rent to play on?

"My great-grandfather did not travel across four thousand miles of the Atlantic Ocean to see this nation overrun by immigrants.  He did it because he killed a man back in Ireland. That's the rumor."
-Stephen Colbert
Trippy
Administrator
Posts: 20245


Reply #37 on: January 22, 2017, 12:25:28 PM

So, uh, are we gonna do this or are we not because it's a shitty client based server?
Waiting to see what the actual system requirements are for running a "dedicated" server -- i.e. what you need if you aren't also playing your character on the same machine.

What does that mean exactly?  I thought they were offering their own servers you could rent to play on?
You can play on the official Funcom servers but you are stuck with whatever ruleset they have on them. You can run your own server on your own hardware by launching it through the game client. Playperfect, which is hosting the official Funcom servers, will rent you your own server if you don't have your own hardware to do this on.
Bunk
Contributor
Posts: 5600

Operating Thetan One


Reply #38 on: January 23, 2017, 08:24:25 AM

Launches in a week. Probably will keep me interested at least as long as ARK did... Mind you, Early Access, so who knows how many of the "features" listed will be in the game. Early ARK was little more than pooping, and then racing to see if you would get eaten or die of exposure first.

If a bunch of you decide to give it a whirl, I will.

"Welcome to the internet, pussy." - VDL
"I have retard strength." - Schild
Falconeer
Terracotta Army
Posts: 10051

a polyamorous pansexual genderqueer born and living in the wrong country


WWW
Reply #39 on: January 30, 2017, 10:28:44 AM

Launches in 11 hours! So buying this, even though I have literally zero time to play. Fucking USA and 13 hours work shifts every day.

Shannow
Terracotta Army
Posts: 3144


Reply #40 on: January 30, 2017, 12:18:48 PM

what price we looking at?

Someone liked something? Who the fuzzy fuck was this heretic? You don't come to this website and enjoy something. Fuck that. ~ The Walrus
Sky
Terracotta Army
Posts: 28904

I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.


WWW
Reply #41 on: January 30, 2017, 12:20:50 PM

what price we looking at?
1. Too damned much
2. Steam Sale
3. f13 buys it, becomes the hot new thing, drops it in a week

Shannow
Terracotta Army
Posts: 3144


Reply #42 on: January 30, 2017, 01:39:15 PM

30 dollars btw. Damn steam card burning a hole in my pocket...

Someone liked something? Who the fuzzy fuck was this heretic? You don't come to this website and enjoy something. Fuck that. ~ The Walrus
Nebu
Terracotta Army
Posts: 17044


Reply #43 on: January 30, 2017, 09:11:04 PM

3. f13 buys it, becomes the hot new thing, drops it in a week

Spoken like a true f13 veteran.

"Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other."

-  Mark Twain
schild
Administrator
Posts: 54225


WWW
Reply #44 on: January 30, 2017, 10:00:07 PM

i dont have a web connection

soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Trippy
Administrator
Posts: 20245


Reply #45 on: January 30, 2017, 10:40:02 PM

Didn't realize this was Early Access and it definitely looks it. Also the top streamer on Twitch is currently running around with no pants on.
Ard
Terracotta Army
Posts: 1784


Reply #46 on: January 30, 2017, 10:46:26 PM

So they at least kept to the lore again.

Trippy
Administrator
Posts: 20245


Reply #47 on: January 30, 2017, 10:49:11 PM

No I don't mean she's wearing a loin cloth. I mean she is wearing nothing below the waist. As in naked below the waist.

Falconeer
Terracotta Army
Posts: 10051

a polyamorous pansexual genderqueer born and living in the wrong country


WWW
Reply #48 on: January 30, 2017, 10:54:43 PM

It's inspired by Rust, so...

Ard
Terracotta Army
Posts: 1784


Reply #49 on: January 30, 2017, 10:59:22 PM

No I don't mean she's wearing a loin cloth. I mean she is wearing nothing below the waist. As in naked below the waist.

I stand by my statement still.  I'd provide proof but the NSFW thread is in another subforum ;)
Trippy
Administrator
Posts: 20245


Reply #50 on: January 30, 2017, 11:02:56 PM

Oh okay, I thought you were referring to the image.
Ginaz
Terracotta Army
Posts: 3038


Reply #51 on: January 30, 2017, 11:06:13 PM

You can toggle the nudity on or off.  Or partial.  I, of course, have set it to full monty. awesome, for real

Edit: Ok WTF!!!  There's a slider in character customization that can adjust the size of your "endowment". ACK! awesome, for real Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?
« Last Edit: January 30, 2017, 11:20:30 PM by Ginaz »

I'll pre order you SWTOR if you let me put my lightsaber in your sarlaac cave
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWb3cxA4g_U&feature=related
Shame Is a component of the Discount - k3b2h3g46c0a
Remember, I live in a world where juggalos and yugioh players are real things. - Schild
Falconeer
Terracotta Army
Posts: 10051

a polyamorous pansexual genderqueer born and living in the wrong country


WWW
Reply #52 on: January 31, 2017, 12:51:05 AM


Lucas
Terracotta Army
Posts: 2972

Further proof that Italians have suspect taste in games.


Reply #53 on: January 31, 2017, 03:06:18 AM

I can't buy it at the moment, so I echo what a guy asked in the comments section of PC Gamer: given the fidelity of the physics, can you nut...I mean, stun your opponents hitting them with your nuts amd genital apparatus in general?

Thanks in advance for any clarification you may provide me on this subject. Sincerely yours, blah blah blah.

" He's so impatient, it's like watching a teenager fuck a glorious older woman." - Ironwood on J.J. Abrams
Trippy
Administrator
Posts: 20245


Reply #54 on: January 31, 2017, 07:00:16 AM

Given the janky combat system it seems unlikely right now. Maybe in a future version.
grunk
Terracotta Army
Posts: 172

This poster is a gibbering retard. Also, he used to post from a rehab clinic.


Reply #55 on: January 31, 2017, 07:55:37 AM

im picking this shit up tonight!
Signe
Terracotta Army
Posts: 18742

Muse.


Reply #56 on: January 31, 2017, 09:42:33 AM

I had $25 on Steam so I bought it.  The shlong slider alone is worth a fiver in hilarity.

My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
schild
Administrator
Posts: 54225


WWW
Reply #57 on: January 31, 2017, 04:58:59 PM

I will probably buy this as I just had $40 show up in PayPal. Now comeon, where are the goods in jpg terms? I'm gonna mark this thread as nsfw, as it's gonna get weird. Obviously.
Torinak
Terracotta Army
Posts: 754


Reply #58 on: January 31, 2017, 06:03:58 PM

Is there an actual game, or is it just dick sliders and waiting for the Dawn: Conan Edition patch?
Xuri
Terracotta Army
Posts: 1194

몇살이세욬ㅋ 몇살이 몇살 몇살이세욬ㅋ!!!!!1!


WWW
Reply #59 on: January 31, 2017, 07:00:34 PM

Bought. Will there be a f13 server for this? =P

-= Ho Eyo He Hum =-
Ginaz
Terracotta Army
Posts: 3038


Reply #60 on: January 31, 2017, 07:32:30 PM

I will probably buy this as I just had $40 show up in PayPal. Now comeon, where are the goods in jpg terms? I'm gonna mark this thread as nsfw, as it's gonna get weird. Obviously.
Ok, you asked for it. awesome, for real


I'll pre order you SWTOR if you let me put my lightsaber in your sarlaac cave
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWb3cxA4g_U&feature=related
Shame Is a component of the Discount - k3b2h3g46c0a
Remember, I live in a world where juggalos and yugioh players are real things. - Schild
01101010
Terracotta Army
Posts: 9744

You call it an accident. I call it justice.


Reply #61 on: January 31, 2017, 08:13:22 PM

holy god...  ACK!

"I want to watch it all burn in an orgy of smashed Coke machines and weasel rape." - HaemishM
Xuri
Terracotta Army
Posts: 1194

몇살이세욬ㅋ 몇살이 몇살 몇살이세욬ㅋ!!!!!1!


WWW
Reply #62 on: January 31, 2017, 08:35:25 PM

Physics engine in action:

-= Ho Eyo He Hum =-
schild
Administrator
Posts: 54225


WWW
Reply #63 on: January 31, 2017, 08:36:54 PM

oh fuck this is the best game ever
schild
Administrator
Posts: 54225


WWW
Reply #64 on: January 31, 2017, 08:37:13 PM

i am so fucking angry I don't have a real net connection right now
Signe
Terracotta Army
Posts: 18742

Muse.


Reply #65 on: January 31, 2017, 09:09:05 PM

They are all obviously from the same place as what Cornholio is from.

My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
Yegolev
Moderator
Posts: 23237

2/10 WOULD NOT INGEST


WWW
Reply #66 on: January 31, 2017, 09:33:17 PM

OK, now I'm interested.  A "HUNGRY" status while watching someone teabag a corpse?  Fills my "watch the world burn" hole.

Why am I homeless?  Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
Xuri
Terracotta Army
Posts: 1194

몇살이세욬ㅋ 몇살이 몇살 몇살이세욬ㅋ!!!!!1!


WWW
Reply #67 on: January 31, 2017, 10:05:10 PM

Oh wow, there are first person boobs too! So THIS is what it's like to have these.. hmm.. this game needs VR mode :X awesome, for real

-= Ho Eyo He Hum =-
Ard
Terracotta Army
Posts: 1784


Reply #68 on: January 31, 2017, 10:23:38 PM

Oh god, that gif has me laughing so hard I'm tearing up and can't even read the rest of the thread.
Sky
Terracotta Army
Posts: 28904

I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.


WWW
Reply #69 on: February 01, 2017, 07:39:38 AM

I love that it's just tit and genital physics and nothing else. No other muscles, not the hair... what a pandering pile of juvenile nonsense.

Pages: 1 [2] 3 4 ... 6 Go Up Print 
f13.net  |  f13.net General Forums  |  PC/Console Gaming  |  Topic: Conan Exiles [NSFW]  
Jump to:  

Powered by SMF 1.1.10 | SMF © 2006-2009, Simple Machines LLC