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schild
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on: August 20, 2015, 03:30:10 AM
https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/

this is amaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazing. Best thing on Reddit since the 87 Fappening subreddits.
Ironwood
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Reply #1 on: August 20, 2015, 03:33:57 AM
"I Don't Feel Victimized Enough" has me rolling on the floor.  So many Barber jokes.
"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
schild
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Reply #2 on: August 20, 2015, 03:38:07 AM
This shit is amazing. There's one with two incredibly ugly people. Once you get past the initial "this is just mean" comments, well, anyway:

https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/3hioqk/my_girlfriend_wanted_a_roast_of_us_being_together/

[–]speed3_freak 1476 points 1 day ago
Not sure how it's possible, but they're both dating down

[–]GeronimoJak 988 points 1 day ago
you forgot the s.
schild
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Reply #3 on: August 20, 2015, 03:39:22 AM
[–]TheCorvus303 1591 points 1 day ago
Did one of you steal a chromosome from the other one?

[–]JackJackxD1 126 points 1 day ago
Obviously one of them ate it.

[–]longassstories 96 points 1 day ago
You'll never guess which!

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[–]asphere37 1718 points 1 day ago
Man, God's roasted you enough. You two are fuckin' burnt. Scorched. I'm going to go the opposite route here and say that I wish you good luck and the best of happiness, you have hard lives ahead.
schild
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Reply #4 on: August 20, 2015, 03:41:49 AM
MrHat
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Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
Reply #5 on: August 20, 2015, 06:00:52 AM
Oh god, good link.

"We're here to roast people, not potatoes." has me crying.
Ginaz
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Reply #6 on: August 20, 2015, 05:08:27 PM
Quote from: schild on August 20, 2015, 03:41:49 AM
https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/3h9ae3/my_friends_think_im_pretty_roast_me/

[–]I-think-Im-funny 348 points 3 days ago
I think you're pretty too. Pretty bad at realising your friends call you Meatloaf behind your back.

 
[–]janetplanet 98 points 3 days ago
Her name is actually Robert Paulson.

[–]__nightshaded__ 89 points 3 days ago
she will do anythingggggg for love
but she won't lose weight
MrHat
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Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
Reply #7 on: August 21, 2015, 08:40:51 AM
MrHat
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Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
Reply #8 on: August 21, 2015, 08:43:26 AM
https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/3h3w6c/my_haters_are_starting_to_like_me_i_need_new_ones/

[–]XalwineVerified Roastee 130 points 5 days ago
Whoever made the inspirational video you watch every morning to get out of bed should be ashamed.


https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/3ha1a1/at_a_party_make_us_hate_ourselves/
[–]roastyroastface 445 points 4 days ago
It's like Entourage with cerebral palsy.
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