No Nerf, but I put a link to this very thread and I said that you all can guarantee for my purity. I even mentioned your case, and see if they can take a look at your lawn from a Michigan perspective.
8 is also very good (at least on iOS). They redid the whole UI to be totally mobile friendly and actually made a few QoL improvements like removing the timers on the alchemy pot. $20 but worth it as it's an easy 20-30 hours of game or more.