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Reply #70 on: September 16, 2015, 06:55:39 AM

First things first: Team name is Deflatermouse and I'm starting Brady.

I have Seattle and NE defenses.  I want to play Seattle, but it's GB coming up while NE is vs Buffalo.  Yahoo says NE but Yahoo is stupid.  Thoughts?

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Reply #71 on: September 16, 2015, 07:03:22 AM

First things first: Team name is Deflatermouse and I'm starting Brady.

I have Seattle and NE defenses.  I want to play Seattle, but it's GB coming up while NE is vs Buffalo.  Yahoo says NE but Yahoo is stupid.  Thoughts?

First off, if you were capable of shame you would feel it over that terrible pun in your name.

Second I'm playing Seattle. In two games last year they had combined 3 picks, 4 sacks, averaged 19 points against, and won both.

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Reply #72 on: September 16, 2015, 07:07:32 AM

Yes, last year was awesome for Seattle.

The puns are awful in my league, which is named Monica Loves Clinton-Dix.  We also have a Willy Gronka and the TD Factory.

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Reply #73 on: September 16, 2015, 10:47:13 PM

I would probably take NE in that matchup.  Rex tends to play NE pretty tough (while always managing to lose) and I think home team Buffalo plays NE tough usually...but probably in a low scoring affair.  I don't see NE letting Tyrod Taylor put a lot of points on the board.

On the other hand, Seattle is playing in GB.  Their defense is going to be on the field a lot because they know how to contain Wilson, Kam still missing, Rodgers with a huge chip on his shoulder and out for revenge, in Lambeau...not only do I think Seattle is going to lose, I also thing Rodgers will put up 30 or more.

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Reply #74 on: September 17, 2015, 05:22:48 AM

Interesting.  Last year I thought Rodgers was going to kick ass but he just licked it a little around the hole.

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Reply #75 on: September 17, 2015, 05:33:32 AM

GB can want all the revenge, but they still have to execute without their best WR's, and a running game revolving around a slow fat guy. Seattle has done a great job before at limiting Lacy and making Rodgers have to throw his way out of trouble.

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Reply #76 on: September 21, 2015, 07:45:19 AM

I would probably take NE in that matchup.  Rex tends to play NE pretty tough (while always managing to lose) and I think home team Buffalo plays NE tough usually...but probably in a low scoring affair.  I don't see NE letting Tyrod Taylor put a lot of points on the board.

On the other hand, Seattle is playing in GB.  Their defense is going to be on the field a lot because they know how to contain Wilson, Kam still missing, Rodgers with a huge chip on his shoulder and out for revenge, in Lambeau...not only do I think Seattle is going to lose, I also thing Rodgers will put up 30 or more.

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I left Seattle in and basically fucked my week.  Why do I bet against GB in Lambeau?

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Reply #77 on: September 21, 2015, 08:33:02 AM

Sooo... I do have an extra QB for anyone that might be finding themselves needing one this morning.  awesome, for real

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Reply #78 on: September 21, 2015, 08:39:49 AM

So apparently the corpse of Roddy White is no longer a fantasy option. Sigh. I was hoping he had one more year in him.

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Reply #79 on: September 21, 2015, 08:43:00 AM

So apparently the corpse of Roddy White is no longer a fantasy option. Sigh. I was hoping he had one more year in him.

He should call Chip Kelly. He might be a better guard than what we have right now.

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Reply #80 on: September 21, 2015, 08:43:29 AM

I'd be a better guard at 168 pounds than anyone on the Eagles roster right now.

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Reply #81 on: September 21, 2015, 08:51:16 AM

Yeah, that was a sorry performance. I have Murray. Sigh.

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Reply #82 on: September 21, 2015, 09:34:54 AM

Based on the evidence of the two games they've played this year, that shit is not going to be improving any time soon.

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Reply #83 on: September 21, 2015, 05:09:11 PM

Really regretting drafting Brees. Saints look like a dumpster fire.

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Reply #84 on: September 21, 2015, 06:07:01 PM

I made that mistake last season. They are done.

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Reply #85 on: September 21, 2015, 08:20:09 PM

I needed 15 points in one of my leagues from luck to win... he's sitting at 13 and it doesn't look good. 

Fake edit: but Jet fumble may have just saved me. 
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Reply #86 on: September 22, 2015, 07:55:02 AM

Really regretting drafting Brees. Saints look like a dumpster fire.

Word is he may actually be hurt enough to miss a few starts. As bad as they are with him, they will be holy shit hot garbage without him.

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Reply #87 on: September 23, 2015, 07:13:04 AM

Guess I should've kept Moncrief and dropped Agholor instead.  Whoops!
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Reply #88 on: September 23, 2015, 10:01:17 AM

Guess I should've kept Moncrief and dropped Agholor instead.  Whoops!

I needed to upgrade after DJack went down and Roddy White apparently died in the off season...I was pretty happy to see him on waivers  DRILLING AND MANLINESS

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Reply #89 on: September 23, 2015, 10:17:21 AM

Traded Tannehill for Boldin.

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Reply #90 on: September 23, 2015, 10:33:31 AM

I'm saddled with Tannenhill and Newton in the Primary league if anyone wants to make a trade.

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Reply #91 on: September 23, 2015, 10:36:47 AM

I might be tempted if the Colts can't unfuck themselves enough for Luck to put up some garbage time points at least.

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Reply #92 on: September 23, 2015, 11:25:13 AM

I needed to upgrade after DJack went down and Roddy White apparently died in the off season...I was pretty happy to see him on waivers  DRILLING AND MANLINESS

Figures you'd be the one with the Seahawaks defense and kicker.
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Reply #93 on: September 25, 2015, 05:37:12 AM

FUCK YOU RUEBEN RANDLE FUUUCK YOUOUUUUU

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Reply #94 on: September 27, 2015, 12:22:21 PM

Big Ben with a bad knee injury. Rough year for QBs.

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Reply #95 on: September 27, 2015, 08:37:18 PM

I'm interested in trading a running back for a wide receiver.  Team name is Head Trauma.  PM if you're interested.
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Reply #96 on: September 28, 2015, 08:48:33 AM

Jesus man - you have one RB worth trading for (Charles) and I don't expect you'd want to trade him.  why so serious?  ACK!

Also, fuck me, Terrence Williams can't even get point against Atlanta's secondary? Oh right, Weedon.

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Reply #97 on: September 28, 2015, 09:26:25 AM

Big Ben with a bad knee injury. Rough year for QBs.

I had Romo in one, Big Ben in the other.  ACK!

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Reply #98 on: September 28, 2015, 10:42:54 AM

I have now lost, hmm, let's see.  Dez Bryant.  Andre Ellington.  Alshon Jeffrey.  Ben Roethlisberger.  Pretty sure there was someone else there, can't even remember at this point.

I mean, what the fuck?

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Reply #99 on: September 28, 2015, 11:03:44 AM

I'm up for some trades, just saying.

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Reply #100 on: September 28, 2015, 12:03:22 PM

Okay, how about everyone on your roster for everyone on my roster.  I mean, there can't really be anyone on my team you'd actually want at this point.  Things are so dire that I picked up Flacco from waivers.

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Reply #101 on: September 28, 2015, 01:12:55 PM

Jesus man - you have one RB worth trading for (Charles) and I don't expect you'd want to trade him.  why so serious?  ACK!

Also, fuck me, Terrence Williams can't even get point against Atlanta's secondary? Oh right, Weedon.

Fantasy football is fucking dire this year.

Re: Williams, I think Atlanta has a shadow corner that was following him around.  He's gotta get 2-3 catches right?
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Reply #102 on: September 29, 2015, 07:46:38 AM

Jesus Christ - I literally squeaked out wins in both leagues, by less than 2 points in each league. Thank you, A-Aron and the Green Bay defense, which let in an extra garbage time TD that sealed me one of those wins.

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Reply #103 on: September 29, 2015, 08:14:41 AM

And now I patiently await point adjustments and hope for .8

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Reply #104 on: September 29, 2015, 08:48:16 AM

Jesus Christ - I literally squeaked out wins in both leagues, by less than 2 points in each league. Thank you, A-Aron and the Green Bay defense, which let in an extra garbage time TD that sealed me one of those wins.

2nd Charles TD killed me. I had hope until then!

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