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on: March 09, 2005, 03:07:27 PM

Quote from: AP
Teen Sends Student Semen-Frosted Brownies
25 minutes ago

COEUR D'ALENE, Idaho - A teenager has agreed to admit to three counts of disturbing the peace after anonymously sending semen-frosted brownies to a fellow student. The recipient shared the treat with two other teens, police said.

They said the 17-year-old Coeur d'Alene High School student was upset after a prank in which the other student put peanut butter in his cheese sandwich days before. He told a school resource officer that "he hated peanut butter and it made him more mad than he could explain," according to the police report.

The teen later told School Resource Officer Jeff Walther that he got the idea of putting his semen on the brownies from the movie "National Lampoon's Van Wilder," in which characters send pastries filled with dog semen to a fraternity house.

The student was arrested and booked into a juvenile detention center. He has since been released on a judge's order that he has no contact with the students who ate the brownies.

The youth is to be sentenced on April 4 on the three misdemeanor counts, which are each punishable by up to 90 days in detention, prosecutors said.

The victims' parents were notified and the children were tested for anything that could have been transmitted through the body fluid, although Panhandle Health spokeswoman Susan Cuff said the chance of the students' health being affected would be "extremely remote."

School Superintendent Harry Amend declined comment on any school discipline against the teenager.
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Reply #1 on: March 09, 2005, 03:21:21 PM

I am horrified. I also applaud the kid's audacity. ROFL!!

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Reply #2 on: March 09, 2005, 04:24:01 PM

I wonder if he has a wheelbarrel for his gigantic balls.

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Reply #3 on: March 09, 2005, 06:39:49 PM

Nothing says loving like jizz brownies.





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Reply #4 on: March 12, 2005, 12:28:01 PM

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Reply #5 on: March 12, 2005, 08:15:09 PM

All I have to ask is: HOW DID THEY KNOW!?!?!

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Reply #6 on: March 12, 2005, 09:38:05 PM

I think one of the "other' teens was a chick who recognized the taste.

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