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Topic: Museum of Bad Album Covers (Read 4490 times)
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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My favorite.Maybe NSFW if your work doesn't like blowjobs and puppets.
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« Last Edit: March 09, 2005, 02:45:56 PM by Shockeye »
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schild
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That's not save for anybody.
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Signe
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Muse.
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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schild
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That's nowhere near as bad as HIStory. In fact, ONES harkens back to when he was good.  |
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Signe
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Muse.
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He was never good. I especially hate it when he squeaks.
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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CmdrSlack
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He was good with the Jackson 5.
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I traded in my fun blog for several legal blogs. Or, "blawgs," as the cutesy attorney blawgosphere likes to call 'em.
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Fabricated
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~Living the Dream~
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 Jesus. Set sail for gay, full speed ahead. |
"The world is populated in the main by people who should not exist." - George Bernard Shaw
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schild
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Does that say Furr? Christ.
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Paelos
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Error 404: Title not found.
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AHHHH, why God why?
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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That should be more properly named "Michael Jackson Number Twos" because, even his number ones, they are all shit. |
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Polysorbate80
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Jesus. Set sail for gay, full speed ahead. Is one of those SirBruce? |
“Why the fuck would you ... ?” is like 80% of the conversation with Poly — Chimpy
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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"Beth I hear ya callin'...but I can't come home right now... Cuz me and the furrs are fuzzlin'...and we just can't find the..." You know what, never mind. But that one cat (no pun intended...) looks like John Candy from Spaceballs imo. Some good old albums on there, Sabotage from Sabbath, F**k like a Beast from WASP. And hey...this looks a lot like my bass:  IMMORTAL ARE SAD PANDAS!! |
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AOFanboi
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IMMORTAL ARE SAD PANDAS!!
That's the thing about Black Metal records: Very few actually have good covers, and nearly all of them obscure the band name like that. At least until they get to be very popular, check the changes in Dimmu Borgir's covers. (Just click "Discography" in the stupid Flash thingy - I hate frames, but they use them.) I actually think that Black Metal would have used makeup like that even if Kiss never happened. Just like "ordinary" heavy metalplayers would have had long hair even if Page, Plant and Osbourne never had. |
Current: Mario Kart DS, Nintendogs
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WayAbvPar
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Llava
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Rrava roves you rong time
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 There comes a time in life when you have to ask yourself: Do I really want to look like a GI Joe villain? |
That the saints may enjoy their beatitude and the grace of God more abundantly they are permitted to see the punishment of the damned in hell. -Saint Thomas Aquinas, Summa Theologica
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stray
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Well...Looking like Destro would be pretty fucking cool imo. Zartan? Not so much.
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Big Gulp
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Sweet Jesus. Were I a betting man, I'd say this has got to be some relative of Wesley Willis. Ventriloquism? Crazy looking naked black man in a bowtie getting head? It's got all the hallmarks, baby. Duplicate of Shockeye's LinkThe sweet sounds of model car racing??? Please tell me that this was a Fark Photoshop contest and not an actual album.  This cover just amuses me.  ETA: Damn, sorry Shockeye. I didn't see your link before I made this post. I've obscured the jpeg. |
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« Last Edit: March 11, 2005, 08:16:07 AM by Big Gulp »
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Ozzu
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Arnold
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For a truly tastess one, check out the Not Work Safe, original cover of the Scorpion's Virgin Killer album.
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schild
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For a truly tastess one, check out the Not Work Safe, original cover of the Scorpion's Virgin Killer album.
Holy child porn batman. |
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Signe
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Muse.
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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stray
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edit: deleted
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« Last Edit: March 12, 2005, 06:10:18 AM by Stray »
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